Insults and Comebacks - = - = - = - Whats Yours??

U want a fight ?!?!
Join the army

^ lol

If I wanted my comeback I would scrape it off your momma's teeth..

i know :)

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Originally Posted by Forest-Law

^ lol

If I wanted my comeback I would scrape it off your momma's teeth..

i know :)

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LMAOOO OH THATS GREAT
Cracked me up big time LMAOO

Im bad at insults XD I just tell them something gross to make them puke xP

sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never heart me :P


or...

i know u are u said u are so what am i ?

The main one ..

Get Lost
Sorry i no my way around here ..

Can't think of any maybe when i get insulted i will say and say what my comeback was.

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Originally Posted by Virtualize

i know u are u said u are so what am i ?

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ahh the classic...nothing beats it :d :d

You: Did you burp?
Your friend: No.
You: Ohhh...because it smells of gayness....

(or use other words for gayness :eusa_danc )

Hm, I usually laugh at them but If it's my mate I play along...
Mate: Lee your mum was **** in bed last night
Me: Tell customer services, not my problem.../Ok, i'll go get your money back...

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Originally Posted by Kardan

Them: Ginger pewbs

Me: At least I have pewbs

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HAHAH!! rock on to that fellow ginger!! some weird chavvs once shouted at me "ha ur ginger!" so i said back "ha ur blonde .."

so dumbness but i works .. :P

my only come back is u wanna start something then bring it then they usually wimp out cuz they know i wud break their neck