oh, i knew tht.
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oh, i knew tht.
That's the best story I've ever read.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasmin
Pet Show
One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's soft!" I said. "I'm sure bubbles will win." bubbles is our pet badger. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking arm and jumping through radios. Her favorite food is cookies. It's the only thing she'll eat.
On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed bubbles and tied her favorite football top around her neck. She looked calm.
I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big elephant. On the other side was a german poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how bubbles can balance a television on her leg. The judges were very impressed.
At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big tiger with black stripes. But bubbles got a blue ribbon for being the most sexy badger at the show.
ROFL.
It was a very red day at school. First, I had to chew my locker. In homeroom class, we had a test on Men and Bob got a perfect score. I forgot my homework for World class, and the teacher was shiny! Next I had to eating write a report about Sandwich, and it was so painted. I read it to the class and it made everybody sample. Lunch was the best part of the day, we ate condoms with cool milk. In art class, Sam spilled the cameras all over my new Sandwich and it turned all smelly. Math class took forever, I just wanted to fart through it. I asked for a pass to go to the Cat, and I saw ****** and Cat kissing in the hall. My last class was band, and we played three new tables. After school, I felt sexy as I rode the bus home.
Remember don't avoid the filter in any of these.
Yeah :( i got an infraction for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon!
Strange but True
On average, people fear sex more than they do bats!
Banging your bra against a wall uses 2 calories an hour.
Orlando bloom's son invented pokemon cards.
In every episode of GAY TV there is a willie somewhere.
Many pigs only blink one eye at a time.
The vibrator was invented by a macdonalds worker.
A/An Ugly fatman can sit for 3 years.
Women blow willy nearly twice as much as men.
homer simpson comics were banned in the moon because he doesn't wear a thong.
The average fanny has ten bread crumbs in it.
LOL
The doorbell rang. Ryan and Soph raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, Funny box. What could be inside? They Quickly Ran the box into the Living room. Soph Quickly put her Leg close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, ""Oh wow"!"
"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed Ryan. To their amazement, Britney spears leaped out of the box and started singing "Atreyu". There was nothing else to do but sing along.
i nvr noticed mine had something agaisnt filter in it ^^
Roflmao! Best one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasmin