story generator - MAKE UR OWN STORIES

[Jasmin]

http://www.sundhagen.com/babbooks/adlib.cgi

Heres mine :]

Job Cover Letter

I am qualified for this job because I'm Horny. I got a college education at the moon and I majored in booobies. I consider myself very sexy because I'm a girl. I'll be working to support my tranny and our three spicey willies. I'm looking for a job that pays between 1 and 1000 dollars a year.

I have experience using gorgeous bras and a horn. I have a disgusting attitude that makes me good for selling. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most creamy candidate for this job.

Sincerely,

The queen


And.

Party On

When invited to a party at a g-string's house, you should always bring a skirt. This will make you seem especially Ugly, and may even get you some flabby willies. Don't talk too stupidly, and don't ever sit on the bra. Don't dance too weirdly, and don't run anything that's in the orange. At the end of the party, be sure to bum your host before saying lol and driving home.

Summer Activities

There are so many things to *removed* in the summer. For instance, my favorite thing to do in the summer is swim. I like to go to the g-string, fart in the pool, and eat bum. I try not to shag too sexily, since I may become Ugly and have to stay inside. Sometimes I go to the pool with my friends, or we can have an *removed* at Tony blaire's house. The zoo is a fantastic place to visit, and I can get free *removed* at the library. Of course, I also have to mow my fanny, water the willie, and clean my orange sometimes. On a really hot day, I just like to finger myself.

[Pu$$y]

Is this funny?

[cocaine]

Sorry?

[brandon]

right..

[Liberation]

I agree?

[Jasmin]

T_T

you know, enter the words and then it gives u the story.

Good grief.

[ross]

Good grief.

[cocaine]

I just hate it when:

Mom serves Pizza for dinner.

My pet Dog chews my Thong.

Mr Needlestone gets mad at the class for being Sexy.

My best friend Steve decides to Walking with somebody else.

I get Swam for something I didn't do.

Dad makes me wear Dogs to school.

My favorite TV show "Who wants to be a millionairre" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.

People Sleeping into my bedroom without knocking.

[brandon]

T_T

you know, enter the words and then it gives u the story.

Good grief.

Yes well you didn't include a link at first, before the edit. :rolleyes:

Let me tell you about my favorite place. It is called brandonville. Everyone there always dresses in black, and all the cars and the mice are black, too.

the kooks came to do a concert in brandonville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every wednesday night, all the people who live in brandonville put on their soft, black jeans and walk their mice to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to the kooks play rock music, and eat cookie.

No one has to go to school in brandonville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because robbie williams and lindsey lohan are two of the teachers. robbie williams teaches info tech and lindsey lohan teaches computing.

One day robbie williams said to lindsey lohan, "Maybe we should take the students on a field trip." "That's a cute idea, robbie williams," said lindsey lohan. "Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of." "But that would be brandonville," said robbie williams. "You're right!" lindsey lohan exclaimed. "Call off the field trip! We're already here!"


Play Again!

[JT-Fan]

There are so many things to run in the summer. For instance, my favorite thing to do in the summer is swim. I like to go to the computer, row in the pool, and eat cats. I try not to dance too well, since I may become sexy and have to stay inside. Sometimes I go to the CD with my friends, or we can walk at rups's house. The zoo is a hot place to visit, and I can get free ipods at the library. Of course, I also have to mow the statue, water the dogs, and clean my speaker sometimes. On a really hot day, I just like to eat.