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One day, the single Matt Garner decided to have plastic surgery on his face. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive nose he was given and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: ludus. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to rent a hotel room. After this long day of kissing and watching day time tv, Matt Garner decided that it was time for a child and spent the night in bed with ludus. THE END.
One day, the incredible Matt Garner decided to go for a walk
through the habbo gardens.
He suddenly stumbled upon the massive
beanstalk and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick:
chackie chan. They weren't sure what to make of this,
so they finally decided to eat it. After this long day of
runing and eating, Matt Garner decided that it was time for
a poo and spent the night on the loo.
THE END.
One day, the Ridiculous Matt Garner decided to a club. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive piece of wood and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Lindsey. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to build a wooden goat. After this long day of building and joking, Matt Garner decided that it was time for some fun and spent the night at lindseys. THE END.
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One day, the mysterious Matt Garner decided to go to the shops. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive rhino and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Steve. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to rugby tackle it. After this long day of tortue and pain, Matt Garner decided that it was time for a quick toastie and spent the night eating on his balcony. THE END.
One day, the average Matt Garner decided to leave habboxforum. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive amount of posts that broke the rules and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Bolt660. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to delete 3 days worth of new threads. After this long day of misery and torment, Matt Garner decided that it was time for a new skin and spent the night on habboxforum once again. THE END.
One day, the Super Matt Garner decided to destroy the world. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive bomb of a thousand truths and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Gario the Dark. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to use it. After this long day of finding the truth and destroying the world, Matt Garner decided that it was time for operation lie-to-everyone and spent the night telling women he wasn't gay. THE END.
One day, the boring Matt Garner decided to log onto the forum. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive workload ahead of him and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Garion. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to tell Oli. After this long day of cleaning and pruning, Matt Garner decided that it was time for his resignation and spent the night alone. THE END.
One day, the sexually confused Matt Garner decided to take a leap of faith and visit a gay bar. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive gathering of angry homosexuals and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Borat. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to run before they could be 'intruded' by the men. After this long day of fear and bewilderment, Matt Garner decided that it was time for a change of career and spent the night planning a documentary in which Borat would obtain cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan. THE END.
One day, the EPIC Matt Garner decided to GO MOON WALKING. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive CRATER and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: SANTA. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to RUN SCREAMING LIKE LUNATICS AROUND THE MOON. After this long day of FUN and CHAOS, Matt Garner decided that it was time for A PIE and spent the night AT SANTA'S HOUSE. THE END.
One day, the creamy Matt Garner decided to learn how to milk a cow. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive toilet seat and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Lady Gaga. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to dive into it. After this long day of nasty water and singing, Matt Garner decided that it was time for a 10 hour shower and spent the night watching the Office and crying the whole night. THE END.