Blanked! - Ends 21st July

[ChickenFaces]

For this competition, read this story and fill in the blanks with the most creative phrases or words you can think of. The most interesting entry wins!

One day, the ___ Matt Garner decided to ___. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive ___ and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: ___. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to ___. After this long day of ___ and ___, Matt Garner decided that it was time for ___ and spent the night ___. THE END.

Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 15 rep

[.:MISTA-EMM:.]

One day, the epicly awsome Matt Garner decided to visit the pub for his usual, pint of taquila. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive homosexual bar stool and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Chuck Norris. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to defy gravity and go all "Matrix" on that deck chair. After this long day of "deassembling"and watching Chuck Norris kick some serious slintered wood, Matt Garner decided that it was time for a "camp"fire and spent the night roasting marshmallows over the burning bar stool with Chuck. THE END.

[Mr-Trainor]

One day, the unfortunate Matt Garner decided to explode. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive box and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: xxMATTGxx. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to press the button on top if it. After this long day of unfortunate and unpredicted events, Matt Garner decided that it was time for a rest and spent the night sleeping (loudly). THE END.

[-complex-]

One day, the unusual hermit Matt Garner decided to exit his cave and go for a run. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive rock shaped like a whale and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Ghandi. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to climb to the top of it. After this long day of battling the forces and climbing the colossal rock, Matt Garner decided that it was time for him to test his theory of flying, unfortunately it did not work and spent the night in A&E. THE END

[The Don]

One day, the Seriously unlucky Matt Garner decided to go to las vegas and gamble. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive casino, cesars palace and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Garion. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to try their luck inside this gigantic casino. After this long day of counting cards and gradualy loosing money, Matt Garner decided that it was time for him and garion to hit the night clubs with the left over cash from the money they both lost gambling, and spent the night cruising las vegas looking for a decent club only to get refuesd entry because you have to be 21. THE END.

[Jodie]

One day, the amazing Matt Garner decided to go to the Premiere to see Beyonce. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive Red Carpet and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Batman. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to strut their stuff. After this long day of meeting celebrities and getting offers from brilliant agents, Matt Garner decided that it was time for chocolate and spent the night with Batman playing on Habbo.com. THE END.

[Pigperson]

One day, the elderly but hot Matt Garner decided to go to a modelling agency. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive pile of knickers and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: IWorkWithMattGarnerForThePleasureActivities. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to burn the knickers and mould it into a big... willy bed. After this long day of trying to become a model and finding a huge supply of knickers, Matt Garner decided that it was time for a night of passion and spent the night in bed . THE END.

Will

[PCTechno]

One day, the loveable Matt Garner decided to enter for Big Brother. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive garden spade and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Simon Cowell. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to watch Simpsons. After this long day of Cheryl Cole annoying voice and hours of Batman commentary, Matt Garner decided that it was time for Popcorn and spent the night with Dizzy Rascal & Lady Gaga.
THE END.

[,elaboratedolls]

One day, the ugly Matt Garner decided to kill his cat. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive rubberduckzilla and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick: Danube. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to make out. After this long day of kissing and naughty moments, Matt Garner decided that it was time for fun things... *wink wink* and spent the night together in dan's bed at sunset. THE END.

[HxLSarah]

One day, the Fantastic Matt Garner decided to Go To The Toilet By Himself. He suddenly stumbled upon the massive Toilet Roll and became so startled that he ran to his trusty sidekick:The Andrex Puppy. They weren't sure what to make of this, so they finally decided to Use The ASDA Smartprice Loo Roll. After this long day of Charmin and Smartprice loo roll, Matt Garner decided that it was time for a shower and spent the night having nightmares about giant toilet rolls chasing him. THE END.