I have sex with cars

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15-03-2007, 05:42 PM
Charles

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Originally Posted by suckies

for the money that the sun would have offered him for his story probs..

I suppose, but the amount of dirty looks he'll now get..
15-03-2007, 05:57 PM
samsaBEAR

ok im sorry
but rofl
15-03-2007, 10:33 PM
Mr.OSH

:P Oh dear god.....
15-03-2007, 10:35 PM
Caution

lmao !
15-03-2007, 10:37 PM
cocaine

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His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

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Chris writes stories about “auto-eroticism” on his website and has penned a manual called How To Make Love To A Car.

LMAOOOOO OMG
16-03-2007, 07:21 AM
summer

wth, that's so weird!
16-03-2007, 12:55 PM
le harry

Yummy!
16-03-2007, 12:59 PM
jrh2002

Its a god job hes not a vet!!!
16-03-2007, 01:01 PM
Simon

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Originally Posted by jrh2002

Its a god job hes not a vet!!!

..yet

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And he admitted last night: “Some men like ****s and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

lolol
16-03-2007, 01:29 PM
Bef

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Originally Posted by mattmeister

LMAOOOOO OMG

Can someone please give me details of how to have sex with pavements?

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