I have sex with cars

[Charles]

for the money that the sun would have offered him for his story probs..

I suppose, but the amount of dirty looks he'll now get..

[samsaBEAR]

ok im sorry
but rofl

[Mr.OSH]

Oh dear god.....

[Caution]

lmao !

[cocaine]

His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

Chris writes stories about “auto-eroticism” on his website and has penned a manual called How To Make Love To A Car.

LMAOOOOO OMG

[summer]

wth, that's so weird!

[le harry]

Yummy!

[jrh2002]

Its a god job hes not a vet!!!

[Simon]

Its a god job hes not a vet!!!

..yet

And he admitted last night: “Some men like ****s and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

lolol

[Bef]

LMAOOOOO OMG

Can someone please give me details of how to have sex with pavements?