I walked into a lamp post on a school trip. I was just thinking " I hope no-one saw that, I hope no-one saw that" but lots of people did.
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I walked into a lamp post on a school trip. I was just thinking " I hope no-one saw that, I hope no-one saw that" but lots of people did.
Someone asked me what I thought of our head teacher, can't remember what I said but he overheared and I got 2 months after school detention.
My ex had had a heavy drinking sesh on Sunday and I went up to him and playfully punched his stomach and he was feeling sick and he threw up over me, I had to wear something from the nurses, it was awful.
My english class was reading romeo and juliet and I was reading a line and it said "fa" and I accidently said the f-word.
LOLOL At sticking tongue out at cross eyed teacher.
Nothing really? Just when someone says in the queue when I have no friends around "EE'S GAY 'IM". ******* chavs. I'm like agh, no im not :|
Omg.. LOL. Just thought, I was having a greedy day (w/e) and I bought a doughnut, a chocolate drink, a packet of crisps and a chocolate bar (back in year 7 when that was allowed ;)) and I had this massive coat on that I looked like a fat astronaught in and I ran over to my friends and I slipped with all this food in my hand and slid like up to my friends foot who was like 5 metres away and they looked down and cracked up. I was like :/
The whole hall was like haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa I was like aghhhhhhhhhhh.
Hhaahahahahaa.Quote:
Originally Posted by 088
Most embarrasing thing was writing in blue ink rather than black.
Wow, really embarassing..
oh and im primary school, when i was a shortie i walked in to a teacher
got a face full of chest
not plesant
Trying to kick this teachers butt but got caught ^_^
Oh god.
"See me at lunchtime".
Dont ask me how much i pissed myself when i waited till it was lunchtime ^_^
So you don't get into trouble much then? Because I wouldn't piss myself becasue I've been in trouble so much already this year :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Warezkid2
Or were you just trying to make use of the unfiltered swearword?
you must of been the laughing stock of the whole school.Quote:
Originally Posted by parasite
Anyway probably the crotch area of my trousers ripping when I was playing football.
No not much,
been on reports on here and there, drunk a few cans ect, but god, should have see the teacher face when she looked at me :l ^_^.