I walked into a lamp post on a school trip. I was just thinking " I hope no-one saw that, I hope no-one saw that" but lots of people did.

I walked into a lamp post on a school trip. I was just thinking " I hope no-one saw that, I hope no-one saw that" but lots of people did.
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Someone asked me what I thought of our head teacher, can't remember what I said but he overheared and I got 2 months after school detention.
My ex had had a heavy drinking sesh on Sunday and I went up to him and playfully punched his stomach and he was feeling sick and he threw up over me, I had to wear something from the nurses, it was awful.
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My english class was reading romeo and juliet and I was reading a line and it said "fa" and I accidently said the f-word.
LOLOL At sticking tongue out at cross eyed teacher.
Nothing really? Just when someone says in the queue when I have no friends around "EE'S GAY 'IM". ******* chavs. I'm like agh, no im not :|
Omg.. LOL. Just thought, I was having a greedy day (w/e) and I bought a doughnut, a chocolate drink, a packet of crisps and a chocolate bar (back in year 7 when that was allowed) and I had this massive coat on that I looked like a fat astronaught in and I ran over to my friends and I slipped with all this food in my hand and slid like up to my friends foot who was like 5 metres away and they looked down and cracked up. I was like :/
The whole hall was like haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa I was like aghhhhhhhhhhh.
That went fast.
oh and im primary school, when i was a shortie i walked in to a teacher
got a face full of chest
not plesant
RAAAAAAWR
Trying to kick this teachers butt but got caught ^_^
Oh god.
"See me at lunchtime".
Dont ask me how much i pissed myself when i waited till it was lunchtime ^_^
So you don't get into trouble much then? Because I wouldn't piss myself becasue I've been in trouble so much already this year
Or were you just trying to make use of the unfiltered swearword?
No not much,
been on reports on here and there, drunk a few cans ect, but god, should have see the teacher face when she looked at me^_^.
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