I Think you need more fiber in your diet.
Buy some whole brown wheat bread and stuff it will make you wanna poop
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I Think you need more fiber in your diet.
Buy some whole brown wheat bread and stuff it will make you wanna poop
I laughed :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifteen
Just give it time, hot baths are good for the pain, my brother had it once.
True story: I was constipated once; really hanging half out of my ass but impossible to pull out. Took a bath, made the water all brown, so I would never recommend that.
My advice is to go in the shower, turn the shower head onto high pressure, pull a one hand goatse and aim the shower head into your ass. Will come out in little bits, but it might block the drain so you'll have to unblock it.
Wow i must admit there has been some amusing posts ^_^
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dictionaries.
Bigger than your anus? Good god.
Just go to the doctors, might be wierd but has to be done in these circumstances.
xD I was watching some feces involved XXX and i saw the ultimate soloution.
Get my gf to eat it out.
Will she agree though.
:)
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Tried any tablets or anything?
God this forum is full of freaks.
I'm glad you had the balls to use yourself as an example to your statement.
On Topic: This was a wonderful thread. I laughed so hard I think I crapped myself. Just re-read some of the posts if this happens again.