A big! Problem! (+REPPPP!)

[Javascrypt]

Okay, so im constipated. Dont laugh because this is serious, i havent been to the bathroom for about a week and a half now. I suddenly need it really bad and then i go to the toilet, try to do my stuff but im constipated. The feces is as hard as stone and its huge, it wont come out. It is bigger than my anus and its 10:30 at night. I have taken 2 laxative tablets and i took a visit to the bathroom a couple of minutes ago. My body is providing some sort of liquid - maybe trying to help it get out? anyway. My body is trying to force it out and i am in a immense amount of pain right now! I need some advice, the pain is unreal and when i try to force it, the liquid only comes out.

What shall i do?
Will the laxatives break the feces up?
I NEED HELP! NOW!

[Alkaz]

Give it time to work, if not then it will come out in the end. When it does, cut down on the junk and eat more fibre foods and fruit and veg which really help to keep you regular! Branflakes, or something like shredded wheat in the morning should be sufficent if you dont go OTT with junk food to keep you regular atleast once a day.

[Javascrypt]

Give it time to work, if not then it will come out in the end. When it does, cut down on the junk and eat more fibre foods and fruit and veg which really help to keep you regular! Branflakes, or something like shredded wheat in the morning should be sufficent if you dont go OTT with junk food to keep you regular atleast once a day.

What can i do to top the pain atm?

[Fifteen]

get a rubber glove and pull it out

[Alkaz]

Dont really know, your body is trying to get it out after being in there for such a long time. Give the laxitives time to work and hopefully it should break it down, thats alot of work to do after a week and a half of build up and it going hard.

^ - Really a last resort but would have to go to doctors, if he cant push it out his hole then I doubt he could get his hand up there.

[Disaronno]

Urm, you could take some nerofen?

Also, im being 100% serious - Run a warm bath, sit it in, and **** in it

[Alkaz]

Or maybe sit in a warm bath and then sit on the toilet when you are ready to push...

[Disaronno]

Or maybe sit in a warm bath and then sit on the toilet when you are ready to push...

I was thinking the water is always there and would maybe act as a lube for it rather than that happenning and when he gets on the bog for there to be no lube :S

[5,5]

I would goto the Doctor and get it checked out.

[Javascrypt]

Or maybe sit in a warm bath and then sit on the toilet when you are ready to push...

I forgot to mention i done that erlier. I have took 2 painkillers. I cant use a rubberglove and when i tried that bath method i couldnt do it. I can only do it on the toilet.