Originally Posted by
Mickword
I always get a call for Miss Harrison, she doesn't live here but what you do is:
Wait for them to phone you, go yes just one second. Put the phone on a table, and shout 'MISS HARRISON GET YOUR ****EN ARSE DOWN HERE NOW!' then go to the phone and say just a sec shes coming, then put the phone back down and shout 'WHAT HAVE I ****EN TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE SHOES IN THIS HOUSE? GET THEM OFF NOW!! AHHH!!' Then pick up the phone and say, oh just a moment shes changing her shoes. And then say 'HURRY UP NOW YOU *****!' then slam your door about 3 times, with a grunting noise. and then say on the phone she doesn't live here sorry.