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    I always get a call for Miss Harrison, she doesn't live here but what you do is:

    Wait for them to phone you, go yes just one second. Put the phone on a table, and shout 'MISS HARRISON GET YOUR ****EN ARSE DOWN HERE NOW!' then go to the phone and say just a sec shes coming, then put the phone back down and shout 'WHAT HAVE I ****EN TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE SHOES IN THIS HOUSE? GET THEM OFF NOW!! AHHH!!' Then pick up the phone and say, oh just a moment shes changing her shoes. And then say 'HURRY UP NOW YOU *****!' then slam your door about 3 times, with a grunting noise. and then say on the phone she doesn't live here sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickword View Post
    I always get a call for Miss Harrison, she doesn't live here but what you do is:

    Wait for them to phone you, go yes just one second. Put the phone on a table, and shout 'MISS HARRISON GET YOUR ****EN ARSE DOWN HERE NOW!' then go to the phone and say just a sec shes coming, then put the phone back down and shout 'WHAT HAVE I ****EN TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE SHOES IN THIS HOUSE? GET THEM OFF NOW!! AHHH!!' Then pick up the phone and say, oh just a moment shes changing her shoes. And then say 'HURRY UP NOW YOU *****!' then slam your door about 3 times, with a grunting noise. and then say on the phone she doesn't live here sorry.
    Ahh hahaha. That has made me laugh quite hard. +rep!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie! View Post
    You sure it's not NCO Europe? They're a debt collection agency.
    Could bee.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Android View Post
    You lot do realise that it isn't the networks calling you? They are lieing to try and get you to trust them. Generally, they won't ring you unless you haven't paid a bill or something, so don't go by who they say they are unless they can prove it or you ring the your self.
    I don't owe any debt, never have, lol? Plus course you don't trust anyone over the phone anyway!? :rolleyes:

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    google the number

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickword View Post
    I always get a call for Miss Harrison, she doesn't live here but what you do is:

    Wait for them to phone you, go yes just one second. Put the phone on a table, and shout 'MISS HARRISON GET YOUR ****EN ARSE DOWN HERE NOW!' then go to the phone and say just a sec shes coming, then put the phone back down and shout 'WHAT HAVE I ****EN TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE SHOES IN THIS HOUSE? GET THEM OFF NOW!! AHHH!!' Then pick up the phone and say, oh just a moment shes changing her shoes. And then say 'HURRY UP NOW YOU *****!' then slam your door about 3 times, with a grunting noise. and then say on the phone she doesn't live here sorry.
    This reminds me of a prank call someone once did to Childline

    Caller: Hello, who is this? I just rang 1471.
    Call Center: You're through to childline
    Called: "TERRY YOU LITTLE ****! NOT AGAIN! GET YOUR ******* BACKSIDE HERE NOW!!!!"
    Then hang up.
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    LOL, THATS AWESOME! My mate done the same thing, but slamed the door!

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