Wish granted, but she's murdered instead.....................................
I wish I had a genie in a lamp
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Wish granted, but she's murdered instead.....................................
I wish I had a genie in a lamp
Wish granted, genie, your new stalker, stares at you all night from her lamp.
I wish this dude from school would shut up ;(
Granted- he shuts up so he can snog your face off (I hope he is ugly :()
I wish I had natural bright pink hair :)
Wish granted but your hair falls out, it's naturally pink, though.
I wish I had a fashion sense.
Granted but it's a very bad fashion sense.
I wish I had the power to move things just by thinking about it.
Wish Granted, but your powers are new, and accidently drop a chainsaw that's on, on your head.. R.I.P
I wish hollyoaks was on at the weekends (saturday, sunday)
Granted but you can't afford a telly anymore. HA!
I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes :(
aaaaaahahahaha no i really like him srs he's like... nom....Quote:
Originally Posted by BamitsElfie!
Anywayyyy
Wish granted but i do not count as a 'person', I am a 'thing' so i corrupt it >;D
I wish a dancing pineapple with a real brain etc so its like human but a pineapple exists.
Granted- it runs AWOL and destroys the world, and kills you in your sleep so you don't even get to see it :)
I wish wishes were real :(
Wish granted. that time months and months ago when you wish you never met me comes true :'(
I wish I was better looking ;o
Wish granted, but you become too vain and everyone h8es you xox.
I wish to be alone ;]
Wish granted but then people who want to be with you commit suicide. ;o
I wish i had naturally straight hair ;o
wish granted, your hair is straight and never gives birth to new hair. You become bald... LOL WHAT A TWIST, BWHAHAHAHA
I wish I had a drink of irn bru, and lived happily ever after living and drinking it... wait I hate irn bru, MAKE THAT FANTA
Wish granted, but it had already been granted before you had time to say
so you are stuck drinking irn bru for the rest of your life... which is fine with me :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mk,
I wish I had brown eyes..................
Wish granted, but then you get paid 50% less, or somethign....
I wish I had a bright green bicycle that went into the air and on top of one of the handel bars was a midnight blue monkey and whenever I wanted to ride the bike I would just say "fluffy monkey" and the monkey would come and bite my toe and I'd be on that bike! :D
Wish granted but the bicycle was faulty
I wish i can eat without paying the bill!
Wish granted, but the bill eats you :o
I wish my brother didn't steal my malteser :(
Wish Granted, he steals your soul and when you die, you live a nothingless.
I wish a foot grew out my ear and I lived happily ever after
Granted- you live too happily and people get annoyed with you and murder you :)
I wish I didn't have any wishes...
wish granted but when i come and knock on your front door ye, and your like, I WISH YOU'D JUST GO AWAY STALKAAAAA' but then i dont go coz you had no wishes ye
and i live happily ever after annoying you.
i wish i could annoy charlie more than i do atm
wish granted, you annoy her so much she kills you and then she lives to the age 309 and dies in her sleep and is the oldest person worldwide
I wish... I wish... ermm, I wish I could think of a wish to wish for, so thus my post becomes edited with a wish, instead of this wish which will be replaced by a proper wish, via my wish of wishing for a wish idea.
Granted- you came up with a wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mk,
I wish Lew hadn't stolen my wish :(
Wish granted. the wish granter read that as 'I wish the Loo hadn't stolen my fish', so loads of fish fly out of your toilet which makes you D/C when you flush it.
I wish I had another bottle of strongbow :(
Wish granted but I accidently granted my own wish so my head explodes.
I wish i had more money so I could buy more sweets from Amazon :3
Wish granted, but the sweets get lost in the post. :(
I wish I didn't have to take my driving theory test :(
Wish granted, but for not doing theory, you get confused when you reach a traffic light. You crash and burn.
I wish the holidays were more fun
Wish granted but then school decides to stop holidays and they're not boring any more because they don't exist.
I wish I looked like Claire Danes :(
Wish granted but i dont know who that is so you end up being a bald hobo (ikitsjuliet)
I wish charlie would stop posting in forum games coz its ruining me overtaking it ;) jksjks dw ;)
Wish granted- I'm never posting ever again.
I wish you would let me watch my film in freakin' peace :(
wish granted but you suddenly hate romeo and juliet. :3
i wish i could flyyyyyyyyy
Wish granted but you lose the ability to fly and fall to your death.
I wish I could live forever
Wish granted but you have to see your loved ones die so you get suicidal :(
I wish nobody died (except bad people obvs) nd the worldsbigger so its not overcrowded and theres enough resources for everyone to survive
Never gonna happen doll xxQuote:
Originally Posted by -toxicflames
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Wish granted but you hate the whole world and go crazy and kill everyone.
I wish I could dance to The Pineapple Song all night xoxoxox
Wish granted but you can never dance to it again after that night.
I wish for world peace!
Wish granted but a thing called cerys hears the amazing music and stalks you forever
For chris: Wish granted but the definition of peace is destruction.. D;
I wish I had more food
Wish granted but then you are sick all over the place
I wish I hadn't eaten that massive pizza tonight :'(
Wish granted and you die of starvation. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I wish I HAD eaten a massive pizza tonight ;3
Wlish granted, you eat the pizza which gives you food poisoning and you die. D;
Wish my phone arrives soon :l
Granted- it arrives broken.
I wish I could find my toothbrush :(
Wish granted, but secretly your brother dunked it in the toilet. bwahahaha
I wish i had some more breezer :3