pleasuring myself

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Originally Posted by Rizla,

Just do it anyway, she'll never know, and the week before she gets back stop in that week so that you're **REMOVED** when she gets there :p

And to whoever mentioned Hitler, I'd knock one out to him, that 'tache just does it for me...

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LMAO!!!

Keep yourself occupied; try not to find yourself lying down on your bed, bored with nothing to do.

On the bed? some people dont do it there though... Im not emplying anything!!!! Just think of old grannies when you start getting the urge :) or if you get turned on by grannies, who would?, think of exploding your penis. Trsut me it works ;)

Just lok at that for a while

http://lnx.musicaroma.com/files/gossip3.gif

If you feel the urge..

remember that you've promised.
remember your girlfriend, and how it'll make her feel to know you couldn't keep a little promise.

If you can't keep a promise to resist tugging, can you keep a promise to stay faithful to her?

If you really loved your girlfriend, you'd realise, you don't need this thread.

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Originally Posted by ♪♫

Just lok at that for a while

http://lnx.musicaroma.com/files/gossip3.gif

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What wrong with her she is sexayyy. I'd do her anyday. Fittie FTW

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Originally Posted by Jaiisun

If you feel the urge..

remember that you've promised.
remember your girlfriend, and how it'll make her feel to know you couldn't keep a little promise.

If you can't keep a promise to resist tugging, can you keep a promise to stay faithful to her?

If you really loved your girlfriend, you'd realise, you don't need this thread.

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Hmmm that's actually a good point! +Rep

its not like your cheating on her, theres nothing wrong with smacking your sausage if thats what floats your boat while shes away.

what is she going to do?? break up with you for cheating on her with your penis?

Get a picture of someone ulgy and put it in your pocket when you fell like u need to **** pull it out.

or just wear a really, really tight belt, and superglue it on.

i can imagaine " u iz dumped tbh. for cheating on me wif ur hand. "