LMAO!!!Originally Posted by Rizla,
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Thread: pleasuring myself
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Keep yourself occupied; try not to find yourself lying down on your bed, bored with nothing to do.
Ellis.
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On the bed? some people dont do it there though... Im not emplying anything!!!! Just think of old grannies when you start getting the urge
or if you get turned on by grannies, who would?, think of exploding your penis. Trsut me it works 
:8 Originally Posted by Chippiewill
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Just lok at that for a while
http://lnx.musicaroma.com/files/gossip3.gifConductor of the Runaway Train of Militant Homosexuality
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15-08-2007, 11:15 PM #45
If you feel the urge..
remember that you've promised.
remember your girlfriend, and how it'll make her feel to know you couldn't keep a little promise.
If you can't keep a promise to resist tugging, can you keep a promise to stay faithful to her?
If you really loved your girlfriend, you'd realise, you don't need this thread.
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What wrong with her she is sexayyy. I'd do her anyday. Fittie FTW Originally Posted by ♪♫
Hmmm that's actually a good point! +Rep Originally Posted by Jaiisun
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its not like your cheating on her, theres nothing wrong with smacking your sausage if thats what floats your boat while shes away.
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16-08-2007, 11:56 AM #48
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what is she going to do?? break up with you for cheating on her with your penis?
I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay, because we’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well, I borrowed it. I always meant to take it back. Oh, that box, Amy, you’ll dream about that box. It’ll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand-new and ancient and the bluest blue ever. And the times we had, eh? Would had…Never had. In your dreams, they’ll still be there. The Doctor and Amy Pond and the days that never came.
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Get a picture of someone ulgy and put it in your pocket when you fell like u need to **** pull it out.
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or just wear a really, really tight belt, and superglue it on.
i can imagaine " u iz dumped tbh. for cheating on me wif ur hand. "Click here for cookies.
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