http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html
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LOL.
you should of posted that in jokes & funny stuff.
That's really wierd. He should dump his girlfriend and date a car.
That reminds me of that movie/book by Stephen King about the possessed car.
LOLLLLLLLLL
lmaoo thats quite scary
Alert: Weird Man!
omg thats sooo weird ;l ewww.
ROFLMAO
does he stick it up the exhaust or something.
I read that last week *****. And it had like a list of all his "exes"
Lolol, and he said that people came and watched him and jerked off over it :o
Weird.. Look at the pic on the bottom of the page.. gross
lol at first i thought this thread was som1 just saying like "i bangd my carzzz up da buthole" and i was waiting it to be closed for a while but it didnt lol
Oh my "/
That's not pretty, what's the fun in a car's body?
Lmao..
lol, sick *******
oh that cars good, OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
lol..
i've got a picture in me head now of him lubing up an exhaust pipe with some grease and him sitting on the gear stick ]:
His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
I feel sorry for the car tbh.
Why would you admit it :s
for the money that the sun would have offered him for his story probs..Quote:
Originally Posted by Charles
I suppose, but the amount of dirty looks he'll now get..Quote:
Originally Posted by suckies
ok im sorry
but rofl
:P Oh dear god.....
lmao !
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His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
LMAOOOOO OMGQuote:
Chris writes stories about “auto-eroticism” on his website and has penned a manual called How To Make Love To A Car.
wth, that's so weird!
Yummy!
Its a god job hes not a vet!!!
..yetQuote:
Originally Posted by jrh2002
lololQuote:
And he admitted last night: “Some men like ****s and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”
Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.
He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.
Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”
Can someone please give me details of how to have sex with pavements?Quote:
Originally Posted by mattmeister
Yeah, I don't get it either :S
Maybe he finds big holes in the ground or if the guy is on the small side perhaps the gaps between slabs will do :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Bef
i guess it would stop you slipping over.
Lol that's what I thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by base
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Originally Posted by mattmeister
Yeh and sticks the gearstick up his anul areaQuote:
Originally Posted by Succubus