Habboxoaks Omnibus - Episodes 1-5 MUST READ
Here is the Omnibus of Habboxoaks - This was originally posted on the Staff Forums and everyone on there loved it :D
Episode 1:
It was a fine day at Habboxoaks. EdHawks and Devil.Wont.Cry were sitting in the Help Desk and suddenly Catszy walked in.
Devil: Hey Catszy! Looking hot today!
Catszy: Thanks babe! I've been well busy - Patrolling the forums and all.
Devil: Well maybe I can make you even busier!
Catszy: Enough of the sweet talk Devil *she blushes*
(Catszy Leaves)
Devil: So what do you think of Catszy Ed?
Ed: She is okay....
Devil: Do you think shes hot? Would you go out with her?
Ed: Why are you asking me all these questions! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!
Devil: Calm down mate.... I was just asking a few questions
Ed: Well don't alright!
(EdHawks storms off)
(Bren-Element Enters)
Bren: What was all that about?
Devil: I was just asking Ed if he liked Catszy and he just lost it!
Bren: You know what he is like when you ask him about her. Just leave it out?
Devil: I know he really likes her but I don't want to tell her unless he actually doesn't
Bren: If he really likes her - I am sure he will be able to do it by himself....
Devil: Yeah - I wish I could do that with my girl....
TO BE CONTINUED
Episode 2:
Previously on Habboxoaks: EdHawks is in love with Catszy but it too scared to admit it and gets annoyed with Devil.wont.cry! What will happen!?!
Narrator: Sammeth and MrLore are working in 8freak8's shop
Sammeth: Ahh.. This job sucks - It pays chips and its boring as hell
Lore: Well could be worse - at least its not McDonalds
Sam: True..
(Devil enters)
Devil: Hey guys
Lore and Sam: Hey Devil
Devil: Its really weird.. Ed has been acting all strange when Catszy comes near him.. He shouted at me earlier.
Lore: Well its obvious that he fancies her... We all know it
Devil: Yeah but whenever I try and talk to him about it he just gets angry.
(Sam is stacking shelves)
Sam: Well, its his personal business and he's quite private about it.
Devil: I see what you mean.. I think I'll just leave it for a while
(Penguinfluid enters the shop armed with a gun and wearing a mask over his face)
Penguin: EMPTY THE TIL NOW! Don't try to run! This gun is fully loaded and im willing to fire it if you try anything!
Lore: Please.... Please! Don't shoot me.. Im emptying it.
Penguin: HURRY UP! Or I'll SHOOT ALL 3 Of you!
(Devil starts to run behind a shelf)
Penguin: I SAID DON'T MOVE!
Lore: Just leave them.. They are young.. Just take the money and leave us all please..
Sam: Lore! Don't let him take it!!
Lore: Its the only thing we can do!
Penguin: GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
(Lore hands over the money to Penguin who runs off)
Devil: Oh my god... I need to catch him! We can't let him get away like that!
Sam: DEVIL! Don't go! Its too dangerous!
(Devil starts running out the door to catch Penguin)
Devil: I won't let you get away with this!!!!
Penguin: I told you to stay in the shop!!
(Shoots gun - it hits devil in the leg)
Devil: OWW! My leg
(Devil falls down to the ground while Penguin hops into a car and drives off)
(Catszy and Pelfe see Devil)
Pelfe: Devil! What happened!
Devil: He... he shot me
Pelfe: Quick! Catszy call an Ambulance!
Catszy: Okay! (Dials 999) Hello! We need an ambulance to come to the Habbox Rare Shop! As quickly as possible!
Devil: I'll be fine.. don't worry about me!
Pelfe: No Devil. You need help. An ambulance is coming soon.
Devil: (starts to get up) I don't need it. Really I'm fine (falls down unconcious)
Catszy: Oh my god! What happened to him!
Pelfe: He was shot! By who I have no idea :S
(Ambulance Arrives - Garion the Medic Arrives)
Garion: What has happened to him (picks Devil up and puts him on a stretcher)
Pelfe: He was shot in the leg, he was chasing someone
Garion: Okay - we need to get him to hospital as quickly as possible as his leg is pumping blood
(Sam and Lore come out of the shop)
Lore: Devil! He should never have chased them!
Pelfe: We don't have time for that now. I'll go the hospital with Devil. Catszy, Lore and Sam - You stay here
Sam: Okay - We better phone the Police!
(Pelfe and Devil and Garion leave in Ambulance)
Catszy: The Police? Why?
Lore: Didn't you know? Devil was chasing after a man who robbed our shop!
Catszy: That explains his leg
Sam: I told him to stay
Catszy: Okay - lets phone the police and tell them exactly what happened
Episode 3:
Previously on Habboxoaks: Penguinfluid robbed the Habbox Rare Shop in a disguise and stole loads of money. Devil.wont.cry chased him up the road but was shot in the leg. Devil.wont.cry was carted off to the hospital
Narrator: Devil.wont.cry was in hospital for 4 days having the bullet removed from his leg and having it sewn up but he was walking soon after.
(At Devil.wont.cry's house)
EdHawks: Heard about your little adventure Devil. It was very brave of you to chase a criminal but also quite silly
Devil: Ed.. He was stealing over 200 creds..
EdHawks: Yeah I know.. Well tried at least
Devil: I wish I hadn't now... I've got a metal bit in my leg now
Ed: How was the operation?
Devil: Not good....
(Catszy and Garion come in)
Catszy: Hey Devil. Glad to see you are recovering (kisses him)
(Ed becomes jealous)
Devil: Thanks. I wish I hadn't done it now
Cat: It was brave of you babes.
Garion: Devil, I just need to check up on your leg to see if everything is working
(Tells Devil to do a number of stretches)
Devil: So what happened while I was at hospital
Ed: Nothing much really... We were all worried about you
Catszy: Yeah - We all wanted to know that you were alright
Devil: Thats really nice :D
Ed: Your our mate - so we gotta look out for you
*Knock at the door*
Catszy: I'll go get that
(Reviewdude the Policeman enters)
Review: Hello young master Devil - I am here to enquire about what happened last tuesday
Devil: Well... We were in the shop. He came in with a gun and took the money and ran. Thats all I can remember. I chased him and he shot me
Review: And any details of him which you can remember?
Devil: I don't know.. Its hazy.. I think as I became unconcious my memory of that time just went
Review: Don't worry about it.. I have spoken to the Sammeth and MrLore who have given me a few details so I was just trying to see if you said the same thing
Devil: Okay. Thanks
Review: Ill show myself out
(Review leaves)
Catszy: I hope they catch whoever did this to you Devil
EdHawks: Yeah - me too!
Devil: But he could be miles away by now!
Catszy: True... Oh yeah, Devil - theres a party tonight - Forgot to tell you as you were in hospital - Its at the help desk - Bren is holding it
Devil: Nice, I'll be there. Ed are you going too?
Ed: Yep , I'll be there
Catszy: Come on Ed, lets leave Devil in peace
Ed: Okay see you tonight Devil
Devil: Yep see you tonight
*Ed and Catszy leave Devil's house*
Ed: Look Catszy - I've got something to tell you
Catszy: What is it babe?
Ed: Well, its kinda embarrasing
Catszy: Aww, Go on! Its just me your talking to
Ed: Well, I don't know..
Catszy: You sure?
Ed: Yeah, don't worry about it...
Catszy: Okay.
Ed: Yeah, well.. See you at the party tonight
Narrator: It is 8pm and the party at the Help Desk is kicking off but Ed isn't there yet
Bren-Element: Hey guys! Thanks for coming
Catszy: Great party bren!!!
Intellexual: Yeah bren it rocks!
Bren: I've got a great idea! Spin the Bottle!
ALL: YEAH!!!
Bren: Okay.. I'll be the bottle spinner
Devil: Ooh! Whos it going to be
*Bren spins the bottle and it lands on Devil*
Dunko: Ha! Devil it's you!
Devil: Uh oh - I wonder who I'm going to get
*Bren spins the bottle to find out who Devil will kiss and it lands on Catszy*
Bren: Devil and Catszy! You have to kiss!
*Devil and Catszy begin to kiss*
*Ed walks in*
Ed: ...............
*Ed turns and runs - Devil spots him*
Devil: ED! Wait!
Catszy: What is it?
Devil: Nothing, I just need to go and talk to Ed
Catszy: Okay, see you in a minute Babes
*Devil runs outside to catch up with Ed*
*Ed is walking along with a tear in his eye*
Devil: Ed, that wasn't what you thought it was
Ed: What?!? You and Catszy kissing? You KNEW how I felt about her.
Devil: It was just spin the bottle
Ed: Spin the Bottle... Yeah right! You knew that I liked her and you go and do this to me! Do you really care about me!
Devil: Ed... I didn't mean to! It was pure luck that it happened!
Ed: Just go I don't want to speak to you
Devil: But Ed...
*Ed goes into his house*
Devil: Ed! Please....
*Devil goes back to the party*
Bren: Devil, what was that all about?
Devil: Just some trouble with Ed, don't worry
Dunko: Oh well! Just enjoy the party! All your other friends are here
Devil: Yeah, but I can't enjoy it while Ed's not here
Catszy: Awww babes
Devil: Catszy, can I talk to you somewhere private?
Catszy: Sure
*they go into the next room*
Devil: Well, I'm sure you probably know this but Ed really likes you
Catszy: No, I didn't. He tried telling me something earlier but didn't
Devil: I think it would have been that
Catszy: Oh dear
Devil: And he just saw us kissing in spin the bottle and doesn't want to talk to me anymore
Catszy: Don't worry, I'll sort it out. And to tell you the truth, I really like him too
Episode 4:
Previously on Habboxoaks: Devil has recovered from his operation and has been invited to a party, but while at the party Ed sees Devil and Catszy kissing and storms off and never wants to speak to Devil again
Narrator: EdHawks is at home alone
*Knock on EdHawk's door*
Ed: Who is it?
Catszy: Its Catszy - I need to speak to you hunnie
Ed: Okay
*Opens door*
Catszy: Well, Devil told me that you were very upset last night because you saw us kissing in spin the bottle
Ed: Yeah :(
Catszy: Well, it was just nothing, because really I like someone you know
Ed: Who is it?
Catszy: Its you Ed
*Catszy and Ed begin kissing*
Narrator: Meanwhile Dunko and MrLore are hanging out at the Bar
Dunko: Man, I'm so bored... I wish I was still HxTV
Lore: Don't worry about it man, you've still got Performer
Dunko: Yeah true....
Lore: Did you hear about Devil
Dunko: No what happened?
Lore: Got shot by someone
Dunko: Really! Oh dear!
Lore: Garion said it was quite deep
*Garion enters*
Garion: Hey Lorebore
*Garion makes out with Lore*
Lore: Yeah baby, Im good
Dunko: Oh, you two are together?
Garion: Yeah! Didn't you know?
Dunko: Na, I've been quite busy recently..
Lore: Oh right
Dunko: I'll leave you two lovebirds to it.
*Dunko leaves the bar and walks outside into the park*
*Penguinfluid is there waiting for him*
Penguin: Do you have the rest of the money!
Dunko: No.. No.. I don't
Penguin: Well , you better get it soon! I don't like lending money without it being returned! I need money!
Dunko: It was you! You shot Devil!
Penguin: You better keep quiet about that.. Or you'll be next
Dunko: Yes sir... :( I'll get your money soon
Penguin: Soon isn't good enough sunshine....
Dunko: I dont have it!
Penguin: And why not?!
Dunko: I've been having a few problems with bills and stuff
Penguin: Well then, I'll have to take something in return for not getting my money..
*Pulls out knife and grabs Dunko's hand*
Dunko: Please! Don't! Not my hand! I'll get you the money!
*Penguin lets go of his hand*
Penguin: By Wednesday - Or else
*Penguin draws finger across his throat and walks off*
*Dunko walks back to his flat*
Sufine: Hey Dunko, your back early
Dunko: Yeah. Um Sufine, Ive got a favour to ask - Can you lend me 150 credits
Sufine: Why do you need that kind of money?
Dunko: I can't tell you right now...
Sufine: Hmmm, okay but you better pay me back soon
Dunko: I will, dont worry
Sufine: Good good.. Did you hear? Ed and Catszy got together
Dunko: Lol finally! They both liked each other
Sufine: Yeah, Devil just phoned and told me :p
Dunko: Cool, thanks again for the money
Episode 5:
Previously on Habboxoaks: MrLore and Garion have got together and are starting to have a lot of fun, Penguinfluid is threatening Dunko and EdHawks and Catszy have got together
Narrator: Dunko is coming out of his house in the morning
Devil.wont.cry: Hey Dunko, Good day today! You going to rehearsals tonight?
Dunko: *edgy* Yeah, I'll be there... Can't talk atm - I've got to go somewhere
Devil: Oh okay, why don't I come with ya?
Dunko: NO! I mean No... Its fine
Devil: Okay, well if your sure
*Devil leaves*
*Dunko walks around the corner and enters the Blue Moon Inn and takes the table in the corner. Penguinfluid enters*
Penguin: Ah. Dunko! Just the man I was looking for
Dunko: Yes sir. I have the money
Penguin: Hand it over
*Dunko hands over the money and Penguin counts it*
Penguin: It all seems to be here. But I have another job for you
Dunko: I gave you the money! What do you want from me
Penguin: No, Its nothing bad.. I like you - How would you like to join my business
Dunko: I am not sure.. Okay?
Penguin: Good. Your first job is to kill Bren-Element at the Help Desk so I can get a job at the Help Desk and become manager
Dunko: But but.. Not Bren. Please anyone but him
Penguin: You agreed to join my business - So you BETTER DO IT or else.
Dunko: Okay *whimpers* yes sir.
*Penguin leaves*
*EdHawks and Catszy are in the Square. Devil comes up to them*
EdHawks: Hey Devil :D
Devil: Hey Ed, Hey Catszy - Good to see you two are together
Catszy: Yeah, its great
Devil: Shame there is no-one for me :(
Ed: Don't worry Devil - I'm sure someone will come soon
Catszy: Guys, Do ya wanna go to the Help Desk?
Ed: Don't see why not
Devil: I'll come too. I'll meet you there
*Devil, Ed , Catszy, Penguinfluid, Bren-Element and Intellexual are in the Help Desk*
Penguin: Devil, did you ever find out who shot you?
Devil: No.. :@ but I'm sure I will find out soon
Penguin: Also, Bren - can I get my job as HD staff now?
Bren: Sure thing Penguinfluid, mmmk. Your staff now
Penguin: Thanks Bren xx
Ed: Nice one Penguin :D You got a job
Penguin: Yep
*Dunko runs in disguised holding a knife and rips open the door into the staff section*
Dunko: Don't go anywhere Bren! Your my victim
Bren: What have I done? Please don't hurt me
Dunko: Sorry Bren - I have to do this
*stabs Bren in the leg*
Bren: Ahhh - he stabbed me
*Everyone is shocked except Penguinfluid who is pretending to be shocked*
Intellexual: Don't worry Bren! *smacks Dunko over the head with a chair*
Bren: Intellexual! Thank you for helping me! I am going to make you super staff
Penguin: What about me?! WHY CAN'T I BE SUPER STAFF!
*Everyone ignores Penguin*
Ed: Lets find out who it was
*They take off his disguise to find it is Dunko*
All: DUNKO!
Catszy: But why? Why would he try and kill Bren
Bren: I have no idea... But he didn't do it very well. He stabbed me in the leg :p
Devil: Are you alright though Bren?
Bren: Yeah I am fine. He didn't get it very deep
Intellexual: I'll get the Police around here right away so they can take him away
Catszy: But why would Dunko do such a thing
*Penguinfluid leaves the Help Desk*
Devil: I have no idea Catszy, but I'm sure we will find out soon
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By EdHawks
Note from the Writer:
None of the Characters or Views portrayed in Habboxoaks are the views or opinions of the characters in real life. All the characters are fictional.
