Habboxoaks Omnibus - Episodes 1-5 MUST READ

[Ed.]

Here is the Omnibus of Habboxoaks - This was originally posted on the Staff Forums and everyone on there loved it


Episode 1:

It was a fine day at Habboxoaks. EdHawks and Devil.Wont.Cry were sitting in the Help Desk and suddenly Catszy walked in.

Devil: Hey Catszy! Looking hot today!
Catszy: Thanks babe! I've been well busy - Patrolling the forums and all.
Devil: Well maybe I can make you even busier!
Catszy: Enough of the sweet talk Devil *she blushes*

(Catszy Leaves)

Devil: So what do you think of Catszy Ed?
Ed: She is okay....
Devil: Do you think shes hot? Would you go out with her?
Ed: Why are you asking me all these questions! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!
Devil: Calm down mate.... I was just asking a few questions
Ed: Well don't alright!

(EdHawks storms off)
(Bren-Element Enters)

Bren: What was all that about?
Devil: I was just asking Ed if he liked Catszy and he just lost it!
Bren: You know what he is like when you ask him about her. Just leave it out?
Devil: I know he really likes her but I don't want to tell her unless he actually doesn't
Bren: If he really likes her - I am sure he will be able to do it by himself....
Devil: Yeah - I wish I could do that with my girl....


TO BE CONTINUED


Episode 2:

Previously on Habboxoaks: EdHawks is in love with Catszy but it too scared to admit it and gets annoyed with Devil.wont.cry! What will happen!?!


Narrator: Sammeth and MrLore are working in 8freak8's shop

Sammeth: Ahh.. This job sucks - It pays chips and its boring as hell

Lore: Well could be worse - at least its not McDonalds

Sam: True..

(Devil enters)

Devil: Hey guys

Lore and Sam: Hey Devil

Devil: Its really weird.. Ed has been acting all strange when Catszy comes near him.. He shouted at me earlier.

Lore: Well its obvious that he fancies her... We all know it

Devil: Yeah but whenever I try and talk to him about it he just gets angry.

(Sam is stacking shelves)

Sam: Well, its his personal business and he's quite private about it.

Devil: I see what you mean.. I think I'll just leave it for a while

(Penguinfluid enters the shop armed with a gun and wearing a mask over his face)

Penguin: EMPTY THE TIL NOW! Don't try to run! This gun is fully loaded and im willing to fire it if you try anything!

Lore: Please.... Please! Don't shoot me.. Im emptying it.

Penguin: HURRY UP! Or I'll SHOOT ALL 3 Of you!

(Devil starts to run behind a shelf)

Penguin: I SAID DON'T MOVE!

Lore: Just leave them.. They are young.. Just take the money and leave us all please..

Sam: Lore! Don't let him take it!!

Lore: Its the only thing we can do!

Penguin: GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

(Lore hands over the money to Penguin who runs off)

Devil: Oh my god... I need to catch him! We can't let him get away like that!

Sam: DEVIL! Don't go! Its too dangerous!

(Devil starts running out the door to catch Penguin)

Devil: I won't let you get away with this!!!!

Penguin: I told you to stay in the shop!!

(Shoots gun - it hits devil in the leg)

Devil: OWW! My leg

(Devil falls down to the ground while Penguin hops into a car and drives off)

(Catszy and Pelfe see Devil)

Pelfe: Devil! What happened!

Devil: He... he shot me

Pelfe: Quick! Catszy call an Ambulance!

Catszy: Okay! (Dials 999) Hello! We need an ambulance to come to the Habbox Rare Shop! As quickly as possible!

Devil: I'll be fine.. don't worry about me!

Pelfe: No Devil. You need help. An ambulance is coming soon.

Devil: (starts to get up) I don't need it. Really I'm fine (falls down unconcious)

Catszy: Oh my god! What happened to him!

Pelfe: He was shot! By who I have no idea :S

(Ambulance Arrives - Garion the Medic Arrives)

Garion: What has happened to him (picks Devil up and puts him on a stretcher)

Pelfe: He was shot in the leg, he was chasing someone

Garion: Okay - we need to get him to hospital as quickly as possible as his leg is pumping blood

(Sam and Lore come out of the shop)

Lore: Devil! He should never have chased them!

Pelfe: We don't have time for that now. I'll go the hospital with Devil. Catszy, Lore and Sam - You stay here

Sam: Okay - We better phone the Police!

(Pelfe and Devil and Garion leave in Ambulance)

Catszy: The Police? Why?

Lore: Didn't you know? Devil was chasing after a man who robbed our shop!

Catszy: That explains his leg

Sam: I told him to stay

Catszy: Okay - lets phone the police and tell them exactly what happened

Episode 3:

Previously on Habboxoaks: Penguinfluid robbed the Habbox Rare Shop in a disguise and stole loads of money. Devil.wont.cry chased him up the road but was shot in the leg. Devil.wont.cry was carted off to the hospital

Narrator: Devil.wont.cry was in hospital for 4 days having the bullet removed from his leg and having it sewn up but he was walking soon after.

(At Devil.wont.cry's house)

EdHawks: Heard about your little adventure Devil. It was very brave of you to chase a criminal but also quite silly

Devil: Ed.. He was stealing over 200 creds..

EdHawks: Yeah I know.. Well tried at least

Devil: I wish I hadn't now... I've got a metal bit in my leg now

Ed: How was the operation?

Devil: Not good....

(Catszy and Garion come in)

Catszy: Hey Devil. Glad to see you are recovering (kisses him)

(Ed becomes jealous)

Devil: Thanks. I wish I hadn't done it now

Cat: It was brave of you babes.

Garion: Devil, I just need to check up on your leg to see if everything is working

(Tells Devil to do a number of stretches)

Devil: So what happened while I was at hospital

Ed: Nothing much really... We were all worried about you

Catszy: Yeah - We all wanted to know that you were alright

Devil: Thats really nice

Ed: Your our mate - so we gotta look out for you

*Knock at the door*

Catszy: I'll go get that

(Reviewdude the Policeman enters)

Review: Hello young master Devil - I am here to enquire about what happened last tuesday

Devil: Well... We were in the shop. He came in with a gun and took the money and ran. Thats all I can remember. I chased him and he shot me

Review: And any details of him which you can remember?

Devil: I don't know.. Its hazy.. I think as I became unconcious my memory of that time just went

Review: Don't worry about it.. I have spoken to the Sammeth and MrLore who have given me a few details so I was just trying to see if you said the same thing

Devil: Okay. Thanks

Review: Ill show myself out

(Review leaves)

Catszy: I hope they catch whoever did this to you Devil

EdHawks: Yeah - me too!

Devil: But he could be miles away by now!

Catszy: True... Oh yeah, Devil - theres a party tonight - Forgot to tell you as you were in hospital - Its at the help desk - Bren is holding it

Devil: Nice, I'll be there. Ed are you going too?

Ed: Yep , I'll be there

Catszy: Come on Ed, lets leave Devil in peace

Ed: Okay see you tonight Devil

Devil: Yep see you tonight

*Ed and Catszy leave Devil's house*

Ed: Look Catszy - I've got something to tell you

Catszy: What is it babe?

Ed: Well, its kinda embarrasing

Catszy: Aww, Go on! Its just me your talking to

Ed: Well, I don't know..

Catszy: You sure?

Ed: Yeah, don't worry about it...

Catszy: Okay.

Ed: Yeah, well.. See you at the party tonight


Narrator: It is 8pm and the party at the Help Desk is kicking off but Ed isn't there yet

Bren-Element: Hey guys! Thanks for coming

Catszy: Great party bren!!!

Intellexual: Yeah bren it rocks!

Bren: I've got a great idea! Spin the Bottle!

ALL: YEAH!!!

Bren: Okay.. I'll be the bottle spinner

Devil: Ooh! Whos it going to be

*Bren spins the bottle and it lands on Devil*

Dunko: Ha! Devil it's you!

Devil: Uh oh - I wonder who I'm going to get

*Bren spins the bottle to find out who Devil will kiss and it lands on Catszy*

Bren: Devil and Catszy! You have to kiss!

*Devil and Catszy begin to kiss*

*Ed walks in*

Ed: ...............

*Ed turns and runs - Devil spots him*

Devil: ED! Wait!

Catszy: What is it?

Devil: Nothing, I just need to go and talk to Ed

Catszy: Okay, see you in a minute Babes

*Devil runs outside to catch up with Ed*

*Ed is walking along with a tear in his eye*

Devil: Ed, that wasn't what you thought it was

Ed: What?!? You and Catszy kissing? You KNEW how I felt about her.

Devil: It was just spin the bottle

Ed: Spin the Bottle... Yeah right! You knew that I liked her and you go and do this to me! Do you really care about me!

Devil: Ed... I didn't mean to! It was pure luck that it happened!

Ed: Just go I don't want to speak to you

Devil: But Ed...

*Ed goes into his house*

Devil: Ed! Please....

*Devil goes back to the party*

Bren: Devil, what was that all about?

Devil: Just some trouble with Ed, don't worry

Dunko: Oh well! Just enjoy the party! All your other friends are here

Devil: Yeah, but I can't enjoy it while Ed's not here

Catszy: Awww babes

Devil: Catszy, can I talk to you somewhere private?

Catszy: Sure

*they go into the next room*

Devil: Well, I'm sure you probably know this but Ed really likes you

Catszy: No, I didn't. He tried telling me something earlier but didn't

Devil: I think it would have been that

Catszy: Oh dear

Devil: And he just saw us kissing in spin the bottle and doesn't want to talk to me anymore

Catszy: Don't worry, I'll sort it out. And to tell you the truth, I really like him too


Episode 4:

Previously on Habboxoaks: Devil has recovered from his operation and has been invited to a party, but while at the party Ed sees Devil and Catszy kissing and storms off and never wants to speak to Devil again


Narrator: EdHawks is at home alone

*Knock on EdHawk's door*

Ed: Who is it?

Catszy: Its Catszy - I need to speak to you hunnie

Ed: Okay

*Opens door*

Catszy: Well, Devil told me that you were very upset last night because you saw us kissing in spin the bottle

Ed: Yeah

Catszy: Well, it was just nothing, because really I like someone you know

Ed: Who is it?

Catszy: Its you Ed

*Catszy and Ed begin kissing*

Narrator: Meanwhile Dunko and MrLore are hanging out at the Bar

Dunko: Man, I'm so bored... I wish I was still HxTV

Lore: Don't worry about it man, you've still got Performer

Dunko: Yeah true....

Lore: Did you hear about Devil

Dunko: No what happened?

Lore: Got shot by someone

Dunko: Really! Oh dear!

Lore: Garion said it was quite deep

*Garion enters*

Garion: Hey Lorebore

*Garion makes out with Lore*

Lore: Yeah baby, Im good

Dunko: Oh, you two are together?

Garion: Yeah! Didn't you know?

Dunko: Na, I've been quite busy recently..

Lore: Oh right

Dunko: I'll leave you two lovebirds to it.

*Dunko leaves the bar and walks outside into the park*

*Penguinfluid is there waiting for him*

Penguin: Do you have the rest of the money!

Dunko: No.. No.. I don't

Penguin: Well , you better get it soon! I don't like lending money without it being returned! I need money!

Dunko: It was you! You shot Devil!

Penguin: You better keep quiet about that.. Or you'll be next

Dunko: Yes sir... I'll get your money soon

Penguin: Soon isn't good enough sunshine....

Dunko: I dont have it!

Penguin: And why not?!

Dunko: I've been having a few problems with bills and stuff

Penguin: Well then, I'll have to take something in return for not getting my money..

*Pulls out knife and grabs Dunko's hand*

Dunko: Please! Don't! Not my hand! I'll get you the money!

*Penguin lets go of his hand*

Penguin: By Wednesday - Or else

*Penguin draws finger across his throat and walks off*

*Dunko walks back to his flat*

Sufine: Hey Dunko, your back early

Dunko: Yeah. Um Sufine, Ive got a favour to ask - Can you lend me 150 credits

Sufine: Why do you need that kind of money?

Dunko: I can't tell you right now...

Sufine: Hmmm, okay but you better pay me back soon

Dunko: I will, dont worry

Sufine: Good good.. Did you hear? Ed and Catszy got together

Dunko: Lol finally! They both liked each other

Sufine: Yeah, Devil just phoned and told me :p

Dunko: Cool, thanks again for the money

Episode 5:

Previously on Habboxoaks: MrLore and Garion have got together and are starting to have a lot of fun, Penguinfluid is threatening Dunko and EdHawks and Catszy have got together

Narrator: Dunko is coming out of his house in the morning


Devil.wont.cry: Hey Dunko, Good day today! You going to rehearsals tonight?

Dunko: *edgy* Yeah, I'll be there... Can't talk atm - I've got to go somewhere

Devil: Oh okay, why don't I come with ya?

Dunko: NO! I mean No... Its fine

Devil: Okay, well if your sure

*Devil leaves*

*Dunko walks around the corner and enters the Blue Moon Inn and takes the table in the corner. Penguinfluid enters*

Penguin: Ah. Dunko! Just the man I was looking for

Dunko: Yes sir. I have the money

Penguin: Hand it over

*Dunko hands over the money and Penguin counts it*

Penguin: It all seems to be here. But I have another job for you

Dunko: I gave you the money! What do you want from me

Penguin: No, Its nothing bad.. I like you - How would you like to join my business

Dunko: I am not sure.. Okay?

Penguin: Good. Your first job is to kill Bren-Element at the Help Desk so I can get a job at the Help Desk and become manager

Dunko: But but.. Not Bren. Please anyone but him

Penguin: You agreed to join my business - So you BETTER DO IT or else.

Dunko: Okay *whimpers* yes sir.

*Penguin leaves*

*EdHawks and Catszy are in the Square. Devil comes up to them*

EdHawks: Hey Devil

Devil: Hey Ed, Hey Catszy - Good to see you two are together

Catszy: Yeah, its great

Devil: Shame there is no-one for me

Ed: Don't worry Devil - I'm sure someone will come soon

Catszy: Guys, Do ya wanna go to the Help Desk?

Ed: Don't see why not

Devil: I'll come too. I'll meet you there

*Devil, Ed , Catszy, Penguinfluid, Bren-Element and Intellexual are in the Help Desk*

Penguin: Devil, did you ever find out who shot you?

Devil: No.. :@ but I'm sure I will find out soon

Penguin: Also, Bren - can I get my job as HD staff now?

Bren: Sure thing Penguinfluid, mmmk. Your staff now

Penguin: Thanks Bren xx

Ed: Nice one Penguin You got a job

Penguin: Yep

*Dunko runs in disguised holding a knife and rips open the door into the staff section*

Dunko: Don't go anywhere Bren! Your my victim

Bren: What have I done? Please don't hurt me

Dunko: Sorry Bren - I have to do this

*stabs Bren in the leg*

Bren: Ahhh - he stabbed me

*Everyone is shocked except Penguinfluid who is pretending to be shocked*

Intellexual: Don't worry Bren! *smacks Dunko over the head with a chair*

Bren: Intellexual! Thank you for helping me! I am going to make you super staff

Penguin: What about me?! WHY CAN'T I BE SUPER STAFF!

*Everyone ignores Penguin*

Ed: Lets find out who it was

*They take off his disguise to find it is Dunko*

All: DUNKO!

Catszy: But why? Why would he try and kill Bren

Bren: I have no idea... But he didn't do it very well. He stabbed me in the leg :p

Devil: Are you alright though Bren?

Bren: Yeah I am fine. He didn't get it very deep

Intellexual: I'll get the Police around here right away so they can take him away

Catszy: But why would Dunko do such a thing

*Penguinfluid leaves the Help Desk*

Devil: I have no idea Catszy, but I'm sure we will find out soon

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By EdHawks

Note from the Writer:

None of the Characters or Views portrayed in Habboxoaks are the views or opinions of the characters in real life. All the characters are fictional.

[edible]

Good effort, it's alright, but tbh I didnt like it..

[le harry]

k that was lame sort of but nice try

[Ed.]

Hmmm okay

[VPSwow]

LoL thats good actually

[Ed.]

Karl - check the Habbox Staff Forum!

[le harry]

yeah the whole making out thing.. i sort of lold in embarassment.

[Ed.]

lol oh well :p

[le harry]

oh well indeed haha nice attempt tho, humored me when bren got stabbed

[Ed.]

im writin 6th currently but it goes on staff forum first