Okay so my teacher was telling us this story.. and I found the ending quite funny..
Anyways. (It's a true story)
There was my friend (Bernie) and his friend and where they grew up, there wasn't alot to do for fun. You'd have to go out into the woods and try to make some fun. You'd make these little fort things out of the pine branches and whatnot. So anyways, the two go out deeper into the woods and they bring a lunch with them. They also brought a little axe so they could cut down the branches and all that. So the one guy has a genius idea to stand on a bigger branch of the tree and cut down the smaller ones around it. Bernie has an even better idea of standing underneath and catching all of the little pieces that fell down. So the guys cutting away and then he cuts too hard, the axe slips and CRACK hits Bern right in the middle of the forehead. His head split open and he said there was blood everywhere and he started running towards home screaming for his mom. He said the last thing he remembers hearing as he's running is "BEERRN, COULD I EAT YOUR LUNCH?"
LOL. I found it quite entertaining. There's a few small details that I missed out of the story but oh well. That's what happens when you retell a story that's told to you :P
