US reveals plan to bomb Southsex Onion Growing Fair
[The following is satire, which means it's a joke.]
The american government has just launched a campaign to drop 1200 tons of agent orange on the small area of Southsex, UK.
Congress has said this in relation to the campaign, "America has not been stood over by those southsex folk in the past, and we will not be now.
The Southsex Onion fair poses too much of a threat to our nation, and furthermore, our onion trade agreement with the other Nations."
Senator Patrone as issued the following statement on behalf of the acting american president, George W Bush;
"This matter is of uptmost importance on the bush agenda, and we will treat it with the importance we neglected to give to the Northsex Cabage fair last year"
Patrone also commented that Bush would be withdrawing 10,000 of his troops stationed in Iraq and transfer them to carry out the attack."
Ofcourse this does leave america's Head quarters quite defensless, but they're completely ready to take that chance says Patrone.
When asked about the obvious casualty concerns, Patrone said that this was not the topic, and he was only willing to discuss the wellfare of the Onions.
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