Southsex Onion Growing Fair

[Julz]

[The following is satire, which means it's a joke.]
The american government has just launched a campaign to drop 1200 tons of agent orange on the small area of Southsex, UK.

Congress has said this in relation to the campaign, "America has not been stood over by those southsex folk in the past, and we will not be now.
The Southsex Onion fair poses too much of a threat to our nation, and furthermore, our onion trade agreement with the other Nations."

Senator Patrone as issued the following statement on behalf of the acting american president, George W Bush;
"This matter is of uptmost importance on the bush agenda, and we will treat it with the importance we neglected to give to the Northsex Cabage fair last year"
Patrone also commented that Bush would be withdrawing 10,000 of his troops stationed in Iraq and transfer them to carry out the attack."

Ofcourse this does leave america's Head quarters quite defensless, but they're completely ready to take that chance says Patrone.

When asked about the obvious casualty concerns, Patrone said that this was not the topic, and he was only willing to discuss the wellfare of the Onions.

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Im thinking of writing satire? What did you think of this article?

[Craig]

i thought wth??

[Julz]

Why? don't you understand it? :|

[Tommy]

is this real or a joke cos i read the first bit and i didnt bother reading the rest.

[Craig]

lol yer why southsex?

[Julz]

why not

[Detox]

Basically, he is saying that the American President, Congress and Senators are all completely thick. I understand it as I have seen Fahrenheit 9/11 and have been to America and heard that twit of a President speak on television.

[Am_I_Cool?]

lol thanks for informing us as i was very :S

[Detox]

Lol
No Problem.

[Craig]

lol yer ty i was like wth