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At the moment, I'm feeling a little depressed because lately, things haven't been going so good for me and I need to cheer myself up. Would you like to help?
As they say, laughter is the best medicine so tell me your best clean-does-not-break-the-forum-rules joke! The best one wins!
1st Prize: 20 rep
2nd Prize: 10 rep
I Went To The Cashpoint The Other Day...
A Woman At The Cashpoint Said To Me: Can You Help Me Check My Balance?
So I Pushed Her Over :P
Why was the sand wet? cuz' the sea weed.
ahahahahahahaha.
If a quiz is quiz-ical,
whats a test?
test-ical!
What do you call a TellyTubby who has been burgled?
Will :eusa_danc
Air traffic controller: What's your height and posititon?
Pilot: I'm about 6 feet 2 inches and seated on the pilot's seat.
News Reporter : we are currently at the fun fair and i am going interview this little boy
Boy: HEY! you Anet Certain
News Reporter : Er No? I'm Anet Curtain
:D ( IKR LAME JOKE ALL I CUD THINK OF )
Fred was in trouble. He forgot his wifes anniversary and she was MAD! She comes to him the next in a fit of rage saying "If I don't see a present that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds in the driveway tomorrow, WERE OVER!!!"
So Fred gets up the next day puts the present on the driveway and goes to work. His wife wakes up and sees the neatly wrapped gift and gets confused. She opens it up. It's a brand new bathroom scale.
Fred has been missing since Tuesday
Joke Is in the Convo. .
Me: Yo
Guy: Hey
Me: Hay Is 4 Horses!!
A mate of mine came round to my house today.
He didn't stay long.
He'd come round in his new Toyota.
Paddy Buys a bath and takes it back and complains the next day saying water keeps running out,,, manager says,,, did you buy a plug? paddy says YOU IDIOT U NEVER SAID IT WAS ELETRIC !
Doctor Doctor, I have 59 seconds to live, WAIT A MINUTE!
What's The Thinnest Book In the world?
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Ans. - "What Men Know About Women"
2 sausages are sitting in a pan
1 sausage says phew its hot in here
the other sausage says oooo a talking sausage
:D:D:Dlol
Bought my girlfriend a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to blackpool..
Couldn't get her off the Big Wheel for 2 days!!!
;)
Eric and his family were playing charades last christmas.
It was Eric's turn.
Eric came up and got undressed (all his clothes)
He then gets a hammer from the garage.
He puts his dudududu on a table.
THEN HE JUST STARTS RANDOMLY HITTING IT WITH THE HAMMER.
Guess what it is he's got in charades