At the moment, I'm feeling a little depressed because lately, things haven't been going so good for me and I need to cheer myself up. Would you like to help?
As they say, laughter is the best medicine so tell me your best clean-does-not-break-the-forum-rules joke! The best one wins!
1st Prize: 20 rep
2nd Prize: 10 rep
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Laughter: Best Medicine - Ends 24th February
Last edited by Inseriousity.; 19-02-2010 at 10:26 PM.
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I Went To The Cashpoint The Other Day...
A Woman At The Cashpoint Said To Me: Can You Help Me Check My Balance?
So I Pushed Her Over
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Why was the sand wet? cuz' the sea weed.
ahahahahahahaha.
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cheer you up :)
If a quiz is quiz-ical,
whats a test?
test-ical!
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20-02-2010, 03:26 PM #5
Lol
What do you call a TellyTubby who has been burgled?
Will :eusa_danc
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Air traffic controller: What's your height and posititon?
Pilot: I'm about 6 feet 2 inches and seated on the pilot's seat.
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20-02-2010, 06:30 PM #7
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20-02-2010, 07:14 PM #8
Fred was in trouble. He forgot his wifes anniversary and she was MAD! She comes to him the next in a fit of rage saying "If I don't see a present that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds in the driveway tomorrow, WERE OVER!!!"
So Fred gets up the next day puts the present on the driveway and goes to work. His wife wakes up and sees the neatly wrapped gift and gets confused. She opens it up. It's a brand new bathroom scale.
Fred has been missing since Tuesday
Aidobmac
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Joke Is in the Convo. .
Me: Yo
Guy: Hey
Me: Hay Is 4 Horses!!
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A mate of mine came round to my house today.
He didn't stay long.
He'd come round in his new Toyota.AMD Phenom X4 955 BE - 8GB RAM - Asus M5A97 - MSI HD6870 HAWK - Windows 8.1 Pro 64 - Samsung 840 Pro 256GB
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