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Everyone knows the famous homework excuse, "Oh, my dog ate it!" Some excuses get so worn out and over used, I want to hear some different ones.
Make up an excuse for the situation below. Make it believeable, yet creative. The best excuse wins!
Your teacher asks you where your homework is, but you've forgotten it [again.]
Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 15 rep
'the hoover had it:'('
I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad :)
Basically, I did my homework on the day we got set it and I put it in your office [Therefore it's YOUR fault that you don't have it] [I wouldn't say this stuff in brackets lol, it's just thoughts]
Will
(Looks In Bag...)
OMG I put it in this morning (acts confused)
Friend sez i saw a piece of paper on the i think it was your homework :o
lmao :P it works
MISS IT FLEW AWAY AND SMACKED INTO A BRICK WALL AND DIED. :'(
Miss.. I'm afraid I simply had better things to do...
OR
Miss, I know this sounds ridiculous, but a dog really did eat my homework. It wasn't my dog. It belonged to the neighbor, a pit bull, and he was chasing my 2-year old sister, your little girl is two, isn't she? Anyhow, just before the pit bull clamped its jaws on this poor defenseless baby, who happens to be the same age as your daughter, I pulled out my binder and shoved it down its throat. The stunned pit bull had no idea what had happened as I carried the poor little girl, who's the same age as your daughter, to safety. The dog made quick work of my binder, which included the homework assignment that was due today, but the little girl's parents, who have a daughter the same age as yours, said you would understand.
(gets cd and brake's it in two)
all my homework was on this ... but someone broke it :O :(
I did do my homework you never said i had to bring it.
or
Teacher: where's your homework?
Me: my dog ate it :/
Teacher: you are really going to try that one are you?
Me: It's true he really did eat it, I had to force feed him it but he eventually ate it!
Amie.BrOwn.
omg miss i did it on computer yeah, then what happens i find out there is no ink. so i go to change it the computer chrashes. but no thats not the end. i finally get the work back and printed then my little bor draws on it and starts eating it
sorry, i treid to tell him it wast a flatend out cheeso
It blew out of my window sadly :(
My hamster used it as his home. He's not called Tarzan for nothing!
Miss, I have it all on my computer, but before I printed it out, it broke! :o So now it's at the repairs for a whole year. o.o
my computer had a virus and it swiped all my files of my computer and it will take ages to reebot please let me win this(yn)
well one of my close relitives came to visit and my room had to be clear so my solution was throwing everything into the bin and in this case including my homework, but as i sed, its a new start.
Sorry miss, but I finished it weeks ago, and had it on my desk for ages until last night when it fell in my shredder but I somehow stayed up all night piecing it back together. Due to lack of sleep I missed the bus this mornin' so I had to run to school where I was ambushed by them polar bears that escaped from the zoo, you know the ones? So they chased me round to the estate where they had a shoutout with the local gang, where I traded my homework for some crack, but then realised after getting high I needed the homework, so I tracked down the leader and traded his safety for my homework returned. I made it to school just in time, but then my dog came out of nowhere and ate it.
MA BAD ;3
Well... You see miss, i did infact do my homework, in a bid to impress you after the previous forgotten homework incedents. It was a long, strenuous proccess which did eventually lead to to a work of perfection. After the completion of this masterpiece i was left slightly parched, so what else to quench this thirst other than a cool, refreshing, Dr. Pepper? Needless to say, i spent the night in casualty, the result of me trying to out-wit a ceiling fan, i'll spare you the details. I thought, "hmmm, perhaps I'll take my homework with me to read to the nice lady as she is stitching up my thumb". I am afraid that i left it there miss, i would retrieve it for you, was it not for the devistating fire that took place there, before school this morning.
It got ripped by someone on the internet :'(
As if you can't remember... I gave it to you a day before it was due and you put it in your office.
I wrote it up on the computer a night before and than when I went to go and print it the computer would not start..
My mum ate it
i was gonna do my work, but then i got high.