Excuses, Excuses! - Ends 17th July

[ChickenFaces]

Everyone knows the famous homework excuse, "Oh, my dog ate it!" Some excuses get so worn out and over used, I want to hear some different ones.

Make up an excuse for the situation below. Make it believeable, yet creative. The best excuse wins!

Your teacher asks you where your homework is, but you've forgotten it [again.]

Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 15 rep

[Meowingtons]

'the hoover had it'

[leer34$]

I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad

[Pigperson]

Basically, I did my homework on the day we got set it and I put it in your office [Therefore it's YOUR fault that you don't have it] [I wouldn't say this stuff in brackets lol, it's just thoughts]

Will

[SinglePringle15]

(Looks In Bag...)

OMG I put it in this morning (acts confused)

Friend sez i saw a piece of paper on the i think it was your homework


lmao it works

[Fustraton]

MISS IT FLEW AWAY AND SMACKED INTO A BRICK WALL AND DIED.

[Fandle]

Miss.. I'm afraid I simply had better things to do...
OR
Miss, I know this sounds ridiculous, but a dog really did eat my homework. It wasn't my dog. It belonged to the neighbor, a pit bull, and he was chasing my 2-year old sister, your little girl is two, isn't she? Anyhow, just before the pit bull clamped its jaws on this poor defenseless baby, who happens to be the same age as your daughter, I pulled out my binder and shoved it down its throat. The stunned pit bull had no idea what had happened as I carried the poor little girl, who's the same age as your daughter, to safety. The dog made quick work of my binder, which included the homework assignment that was due today, but the little girl's parents, who have a daughter the same age as yours, said you would understand.

[befas]

(gets cd and brake's it in two)

all my homework was on this ... but someone broke it

[AmieBrOwn]

I did do my homework you never said i had to bring it.

or

Teacher: where's your homework?
Me: my dog ate it :/
Teacher: you are really going to try that one are you?
Me: It's true he really did eat it, I had to force feed him it but he eventually ate it!

Amie.BrOwn.

[smiffy70]

omg miss i did it on computer yeah, then what happens i find out there is no ink. so i go to change it the computer chrashes. but no thats not the end. i finally get the work back and printed then my little bor draws on it and starts eating it

sorry, i treid to tell him it wast a flatend out cheeso