I have such a bad sense of humour. It's how I was brought up - my Dad basically raised me on terrible jokes and it's rubbed off on me, big time!
My sense of humour these days is basically what most people would call "terrible" and hide their face in their hands with, and a bit of innuendo thrown in for good measure.
My favourite kind of jokes are seasonal ones though. For example...
What's Santa's favourite pizza?
Answer
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
So seeing as it's Halloween coming up, I've been gearing up the terrible spooky jokes. Got a surprisingly small amount of skeleton related ones though!
That's where you come in. For this competition, I want you to tell me a skeleton-related joke. The funniest one will win!
Prize: 5 Credits + 15 Reputation Points
26-10-2013, 02:57 PM
Honor-Branch
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body !!!
26-10-2013, 03:37 PM
Sieglinde
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
26-10-2013, 11:11 PM
geekygrant
Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had nobody to go with!
27-10-2013, 06:28 AM
Cremains
Why didn't the skeleton want to play football, anymore?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it!
29-10-2013, 12:11 AM
Chipmunks
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trombone.
29-10-2013, 01:53 AM
Ms.Aquamarine
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
29-10-2013, 04:05 PM
Magnusson
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson?
A:I'm bone to be wild
ba-dum-tsssss.
30-10-2013, 02:12 PM
IzzyUhh
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
31-10-2013, 03:26 AM
Drake.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Aquamarine
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I'm going to bone you.
31-10-2013, 10:56 PM
zebbadi
Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton?
A: He was bone idle!
