[Halloween] Funny Bones - Ends 31st October

[lawrawrrr]

I have such a bad sense of humour. It's how I was brought up - my Dad basically raised me on terrible jokes and it's rubbed off on me, big time!

My sense of humour these days is basically what most people would call "terrible" and hide their face in their hands with, and a bit of innuendo thrown in for good measure.

My favourite kind of jokes are seasonal ones though. For example...

What's Santa's favourite pizza?

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One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

So seeing as it's Halloween coming up, I've been gearing up the terrible spooky jokes. Got a surprisingly small amount of skeleton related ones though!

That's where you come in. For this competition, I want you to tell me a skeleton-related joke. The funniest one will win!

Prize: 5 Credits + 15 Reputation Points

[Honor-Branch]

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body !!!

[Sieglinde]

Who was the most famous skeleton detective?

Sherlock Bones.

[geekygrant]

Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had nobody to go with!

[Cremains]

Why didn't the skeleton want to play football, anymore?

A: Because his heart wasn't in it!

[Chipmunks]

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trombone.

[Ms.Aquamarine]

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!

[Magnusson]

Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson?

A:I'm bone to be wild


ba-dum-tsssss.

[IzzyUhh]

What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

[Drake.]

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?

I'm going to bone you.