Horrorscope - Ends 6th December

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My Nain's a real believer of Horoscopes and always gets worried when they say something bad is going to happen 'cause she feels like she needs to try to stop it from happening, although most of the time she's not actually sure what the bad thing is since the predictions are so vague.

For this competition I'd like you to write an example of a the worst Horoscope forecast that any believer could read.

The best example will win!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep

If you read this horoscope.. you have 7 DAYSSSSSSSSS

If you take a poopie and the water splashes back at you when the poop drops, your butt will get dominated!@!@!@!

Love is not in your future

someone will find you, and they will kill you. They know what you did last summer.

"If you read your horoscope today, you are the new Messiah."

If anyone do dig their nose in the middle of the night, their life would be miserable on the next day..

The goodluck you recieved last month will only be short lived. All of your financial dreams will be broken and the people that mean the most to you will disappear as if they never existed. There is nothing you can do now to change this outcome.

You're are currently reading this, now look behind you and let the devil take you in his hands.

Look to your left, look to your right, you're now a Jessie J fan.

[For January 2014]

On the last day of this month, you will get the overwhelming urge to start singing 'Friday' by Rebecca Black.

Tomorrow you will wake up a new person...

you will be known as "Gary Glitter".

Sick and tired of people criticizing your lifestyle and comparing you to your younger self? Good. That means that you’re every bit as driven and talented as you’ve always been. Tell those naysayers to back off, because you haven’t lost a step. Celebrate your newfound confidence by enjoying all of the pleasures that those wet blankets you call “friends” have been condemning. Eat whatever the hell you want, smoke a few cigars, and wash it all down with some stiff drinks. Self-medicate to your heart’s content. If anyone tries to interfere, just mumble incoherently, swivel your hips, and point indiscriminately into the distance. Remember to eat lots of fiber to ensure that your body can adequately process this joyous diet.



#BeatIt

You're gonna have chronic diarrhea for the rest of your life due to how much **** ya have in you

Two people in parallel motion are ready to come together or diverge. A time for change is also an opportunity to experiment. The result could be far better than anyone imagines.

the planets are not aligned for your good luck this month ! the one you care about and value most will decide to leave you and your financial life will crumble to the ground. Not only will you be left heart broken and actually "broke", you are destined for 7 more years of bad luck.

your lover lover loves someone else...