Pathetic Pick Up Lines - Ends 25th June

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Working in a supermarket, I am pretty used to banter between customers at the checkouts. Quite often I'll witness very flirty comments between customers whilst I'm innocently scanning their groceries! Today I overheard one man attempt to woo a much younger woman with "Can I have your Phone Number? I seem to have lost mine." Not knowing whether to cringe for the man or call security and get him detained, I joined in the awkward laughing they shared.

For this competition I would like you to come up with the worst pick up lines you can possibly think of! Please keep it clean guys!

The most cringe worthy answer will win! Good luck!

Prize: 5 Credits and 15 Reputation Points
Click here for more information about prizes

Are you from Tennesse? Your the only 10 I see.

Is their a mirror in your pants because i see myself in them!

You're as hot as the sun.

Are you a camera? Cause you make me smile.

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are you a termite? because you're about to get a mouth full of wood

Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

If you were a bogey i'd pick you first

Are your pants from outer space? ’cause your butt is out of this world.

Oh, is that Flappy Bird you are playing?
Well, I must be the bird... because I am definitely falling for you.

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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together ;)

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't keep it in

The title of this competition. - Case adjourn.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put U and I in BED together

are you a habbo player, because I want to duck you

but not on habbo because channel 4

*Text a boy\girl at 11:12

"Hey! Sorry I'm late!"

Why're you late?

"You wished for me to text, right?"


11:11 is meant to be a time you wish for something if you notice the clock change to the time or some ****

boy: 'there's 20 letters in the alphabet right?'
girl: '26...'
boy: 'oh yeah i missed out U R A Q T
girl: 'that only makes it 25...'

boy: 'oh i know, i'll give you the D later'

Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.