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It's a tricky business having your most vulnerable bits swinging around on the outside of your body. Bad move evolution. Sometimes if the angle's just right (or just wrong I guess) and you're not paying attention, you can find yourself in the painful situation of having your testiculites wedged beneath you when you sit down. Anyone experienced this? @dbgtz;
yh it was v painful 8/10
Just make sure you're cold 24/7 so they shrivel up nicely, you'll never have this issue again lads x
or just have ya gf cup them at all times keep them out of the way eh cerys
aye doesn't even have to be your gf as I know people struggle to get them (it means going outside), I'm sure you could find someone to pay to hold them
I charge £5.50 an hour the more grotty the more i charge tho so unlucky guys
I can't think of a time where I've sat on my balls.
tbh you can just buy a ball bra
I think the world would be a far better place if our genitals were retractable like a dolphin
My balls are never loose enough to sit on them??? My underwear keeps them right where I want them
i sit on my balls all the time is becoming a problem feel like theyve flattened out now so much theyve disappeared argh
I can't even, how do you guys sit?
I mean won't it feel weird or uncomfortable? Weird questions i know but i guess you 'll figure it out
do ur balls just hang in the toilet when u poo (or even pee i hear some guys sit to pee wtf @Kasabian;)
Yeah but at least they DO hang unlike the other part which obv isn't rigid at the time but doesn't point straight down so can be an issue if you're on the longer end of the ruler
mine touch the 6th dimension tbh
Yes because they are far too large
Never sat on them as far as I can remember, but have quite often accidentally squished them inbetween my legs which can be quite painful!
Men have such better plumbing systems than women I mean wtf if I need to pee in a forest I have to get down and squat and endanger my trainers. You lads can just whip it out, point ahead and get going. It's soo unfair :/
Get a sheewee
As if your main concern is your trainersQuote:
Originally Posted by Empired
I'd be more worried about squatting on a nettle
My trainers were 55 quid and they are not waterproof :/! Nettles I can cope with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerys
Why are you stuck in a forest anyway
What so a nettle family bang on your tender areas is better than some whiz on ur trainers
you're odd.
+ Fj it's empired what do you expect she wanders aimlessly
People from Leeds are used to their shoes smelling of piss
It hurts alot. That pain when it shoots upwards how can something so low hurt so high. Its like getting winded
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Gotta say I'm surprised at how few people have sat on their balls considering how much of our time we spend sat down
Has anyone sat on their bum cheeks?
No weirdo who does that
I've sat on bum cushions, not cheeks though HAHAHA xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Sibeel
LOL but everyone sits on their bum cheeks daily ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by thatc00lgirl
Yeah i sat on em before
worse than child birth
Yeap HAHAHAHAHAH :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sibeel