Have you ever sat on your balls?

[FlyingJesus]

It's a tricky business having your most vulnerable bits swinging around on the outside of your body. Bad move evolution. Sometimes if the angle's just right (or just wrong I guess) and you're not paying attention, you can find yourself in the painful situation of having your testiculites wedged beneath you when you sit down. Anyone experienced this? @dbgtz;

[dbgtz]

yh it was v painful 8/10

[Cerys]

Just make sure you're cold 24/7 so they shrivel up nicely, you'll never have this issue again lads x

[buttons]

or just have ya gf cup them at all times keep them out of the way eh cerys

[Cerys]

aye doesn't even have to be your gf as I know people struggle to get them (it means going outside), I'm sure you could find someone to pay to hold them

I charge £5.50 an hour the more grotty the more i charge tho so unlucky guys

[scottish]

I can't think of a time where I've sat on my balls.

[dbgtz]

tbh you can just buy a ball bra

[FlyingJesus]

I think the world would be a far better place if our genitals were retractable like a dolphin

[Jurv]

My balls are never loose enough to sit on them??? My underwear keeps them right where I want them

[geo]

i sit on my balls all the time is becoming a problem feel like theyve flattened out now so much theyve disappeared argh