Some with the name 'Vamp_pker' pms me saying that he's selling 2.5k raw sharks (i was buying on forums at the time). So i said 'where you at' and he says 'im logging out soon, fally east my world quick'. So I rush there and to my 'surpise' he isn't there. I ask him of his whereabouts, and he replies 'i said edgeville bank'. It was obvious he was trying to lure me, so I thought I might as well play along with him for the fun of it.
So I swiftly rubbed my glory and teled to Edge and went in the bank, and asked once again 'where' and he said 'edge bank right now'. I told him 'im there right now and youre not?' and he replies with 'i said the monastery, not edge bank, your mind is tricking you'. So now he has changed the location twice. He told me to 'go around the hill to get to me' so I went the other way around the hill, the way that doesn't consist of you going through the wilderness, and traded him. He said 'hi, lets go to the bank to get the sharks, follow me'. How stupid is that? He's so close to Edge Bank, but he supposedly ran to the monastery for no apparent reason, and he didn't take the sharks anyway? So i ran around the hill the wilderness way and again to my 'suprise' got attacked by, oh what a coincidence, a level 88, exactly my level! But I made it.
I then said 'come to the bank and get the sharks out then' and he said 'i cant, ive got lag'. Lmaoing at this point.... so i said 'you wouldnt be able to message if you have lag' but he said 'you need to trade me to get me out of lag'. Come on, what a load of bull.... so I eventually went into the wildy to please him and his nooby 88 friend, and got attacked by his noob friend again, and died.
I was so shocked that i lost my bones, so i teled back to edge with my glory, and the lurer was in the bank, his noob friend outside. I asked him 'can i buy my sharks now' and he runs up to his attacker friend outside the bank and instantly his friend says 'ty for the trade' pretending he bought the sharks. I said 'youre so dumb, ive been playing along with this' and he said 'yes and we will enjoy your 12 mil'.
So I hope they enjoy their imaginary 12 mil.






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That's what I always do when I'm rc'ing and some noobish pk'er tries to kill me.



