Why breast implants are great.

[PaintYourTarget]

Do you get your implants insured? I mean, i'd be pretty miffed if someone ripped mine to shreds with shrapnel and made me pay for another one.

[ilovejordan]

Lol i'd have them if i was flat chested but im not so meh. Anywayy i've heard horrible stories about them

[NekkLe]

Normal breasts ftw!!

[Nadgers]

Normal breasts ftw!!

Yup! Then they won't explode when you go on plane trips.

[Kasabian]

Yup! Then they won't explode when you go on plane trips.

LOL.

Made me laugh +rep.

[Metric.]

Unless they pop and you get silicone poisoning.

I think Lolo Ferrari get slicone poisoning?

[louder]

ew, breast implants look gayy.
cassies breasts ftw.

[ilovejordan]

ew, breast implants look gayy.
cassies breasts ftw.

roflmao. erm thanx?

[:dallsgreen]

I was watching tv and this lady was on a fishing trip or something and she got like stabbed in the chest with a swordfish and she survived cause of her breast implant, so I guess it could help out, and if not you'd have big breasts, so it's a win win.

[Josh-H]

I say the army scrap bullet proof vests or whatever and give all their officers implants.
It will save their lives.
It will also scare the :rude: out of enemies when they see a bunch of men running towards them with huge breasts bouncing around. As for the women soldiers, the implants will make their breasts so big the enemies sit there drooling [=

I'd join the army if that was the conditions lmao