massages.. ever had one?

[jordybumz!]

nah. i've never been tempted by the dirty annie's massage parlour in high town, with a choice between asian or swedish girls.

[Swastika]

Ive had two.
One in Turkey BY A MAN
But i had my shorts on so meh!

Another one in Paris by a hawt French woman.
She was going turn over! I was like "not just yet".
Then she was like "why?"
Then i was like "you wont be able to see afterwards love".

Anyway, i reccomend them to anybody, they're quality.

[Rolldeep]

Well I know this sounds spokey but me and my ex used say a pen or whatever on each others backs. Quite satisfying actually.

[louder]

i don't fancy one as i don't like people touching me unless i'm close to the person, like a close mate or a girlfriend etc.

[Allan_banvict0m]

i haven't had one... and i probably wouldn't want one unless from a partner etc... as i'd worry SOMETHING would POP UPS.

[ilovejordan]

Ive had two.
One in Turkey BY A MAN
But i had my shorts on so meh!

Another one in Paris by a hawt French woman.
She was going turn over! I was like "not just yet".
Then she was like "why?"
Then i was like "you wont be able to see afterwards love".

Anyway, i reccomend them to anybody, they're quality.

I lol'd.
but yea i've had quite a few :]

[Allan_banvict0m]

girl's get it easy... ye big whoop they have to pull the equivalant of a melon & a half out their AREA... but boy's have their problems

anyway why have a massage to just to get more stressed like i do

[dirrty]

I was going to go to the Turkish Baths in Turkey where you can have massages of all sorts. I wanted to go but didnt have time.

[ilovejordan]

girl's get it easy... ye big whoop they have to pull the equivalant of a melon & a half out their AREA... but boy's have their problems

anyway why have a massage to just to get more stressed like i do

Girls do not get it easier.

[Jamie!]

I've had them of ex's when messing about and that but not a proper one.