One day bob went out to smell some blue cheese but couldnt buy them so went to smell frontslide. he smelt of egg, it was very disgusting. Bob went to get a job to buy his blue cheese but couldnt get one until he found a job for a paper round. But he decided to eat the papers instead. He was sacked after one year for finding him farting out a paper with Micheal Jacksons Monkey but Bob could still not afford the blue cheese because he was £2.00 short when it was only £2.00, so he sold his lovemachine, but he was still £2.00 short. So he was sad enouth to sell his own home, his cardboard train which measured up to 12CM but he was STILL £2.00 Short. So he just asked his friend joe for £2.00 but joe said "no you smell!". So Bob went back to the spot where his train used to be and cried. Bob then found a penny and cheered in joy. A passer by-er looked at him strangely, and bob put his penny in his pocket and hissed at the stranger. Bob had an Idea for a penny for the guy but he had to fart at there faces for the penny and people had to insert the penny into his buttok. But he thought this might be a bit sick, so instead he did a river dance on a lake. Poor Bob he never got a penny and died in his own sick and went to hell! Satan then started poking Bob for cash and Bob managed to get £100.50 out of 1,00,000,000 pokes. When Bob was exhausted because of the pokes he looked at the pictures of where his train used to be and cried. His train was his proud and joy, then one day a giant moose came up and spoke French to him. Bob then poked the mooses eye out with a sponge and went crying to satan! Satan got out the picture of Bob's train and he cried even more. So Bob beat satan in a kinky dress and with a whip and whipping him while screaming Come satan come to the moon with me so we can go live in my new train on the viginaty express. Satan then burnt in his own hell and all the people in hell became alive including Bob and he went to the moon to get some cheese to colour it blue and sell it to the shop owning monkey which had plastic surgery! Then Dave. came to have plastic surgery too.Dave. was trying to smell the surgen but he collapsed during surgery and woke up in a car kissing frontslide!


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