- Oh deary me, sorry Mrs Smith!
- OMG MATCH OF THE DAY IS ON
- When is this supposed to feel good?
- Smile for the camera
- I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs?!
- On second thought, turn the lights off
- Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
- Is that blood on the headboard?
- That leak better be from the waterbed!





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