Work problem, need an excuse

[liquid]

say you have to look after younger relatives the next day and theres no one else do it.
i use that one, then you can phone the day before and shiz :)

[Cheep]

Wots the video game called?
MAKE OUT ON THE COUCH III: WHEN WILLIES ATTACK

[brandon]

Put a peg on your nose and call them and say you have a terrible cold.

[Cheep]

Put a peg on your nose and call them and say you have a terrible cold.

omg i did that yesterday when i couldn't be bothered to do my 8AM paper round

[sim]

Try and make it sound plausable when you do it.

Like Brandon said. PEG ON NOSE.
BUT!!!

Make sure you don't sound to normal but don't giggle whilst doing it. (it may be hard).

Im ill and I really feel like aI cant get up, could kinda be the truth.

[Mrs.McCall]

Tell them your nan has been kidnapped and you need to be at the phone lol

[vibrant]

Okay, I couldn't find a forum specifically about work, so I'll post it here. Anyway, I am going with my mate (DirgeOfCerberus) to see wrestling in Nottingham live on Friday the 10th of November, and it will be on for quite some time. I am going back to his house after to play video games, watch DVDs etc, and the following day, I have to go to work. I need an excuse for not going so I can miss work, since I am planning to do an all nighter at his house, thus making me unable to get up for work. I went on holiday last week and missed the saturday so I can't use that excuse. All good excuses will be rewarded with reputation. (By the way, I am not a homosexual or a bisexual before you ask)

You don't need an excuse for the first three days you stay off.

Idk where I heard that but apparently if your employer asks you you don't have to tell them.


Just tell your work that you're parents kitchen flooded and you had to help them because it was really bad?

[Wayne]

Lmao, thanks guys. I'm ringing in sick, then I'm gonna work the next day on the sunday to make up for not going in on the saturday.

[Cheep]

You never answered my question about the game wayne!

[Tiuhdur]

tell them the truth id let you go lmao!................i know!!! tell them your pregnant but as your a guy say erm your a mutant that is pregnant