Favourite ever football chants

[gosling]

When Barnsley made a trip to Loftus Road last week and that smug midget, Leon Knight was starting for 'em:

"He's small, he's sh*t, he wears a baby's kit, Leon Knight! Leon Knight!"

When it comes to creativity, the QPR faithful aren't the best so we resort to, to the tune of 'yellow submarnie - the beatles':

"Queens Park Rangers, OLE OLE OLE, OLE OLE OLE, OLE OLE OLE" etc...works quite well though.

However, smuggest moment this season came at St. Mary's. We were outsinging 'em all game and they were 1-0 up and continued singing "Saints go marching in..." we chanted "one song! you've only got one song!" to which they replied "one goal! we've only got one goal" Rangers make a fooooking excellent comeback with Blackstock and Ray Jay getting the goals...we were sitting right by the black netting separating us from the Saints fans and started chanting "One goal! You've only got one goal!" "One Harry Redknapp, there's only one Harry Redknapp"

Also on our trip to the dump that is Kenilworth Road (Luton's excuse of a ground) "My garden shed is bigger than this! It's got a door and a window, my garden shed is bigger than this!"

Ah, the good times...

[piddle2k6]

Lmao yesterday the brighton fans were singing SEAGULLS SEAGULLS SEAGULLS In the TUNE RIO RIO RIO, whenever they got a set piece. We started chanting SEAWEED SEAWEED SEAWEED it was class BTW i know we cant talk but hey Also there keeper made the worse mistake that i have ever seen except for paul robinsons kick and the whole ground chanted dodgy keeper as he left the pitch. He was basically in tears

[gosling]

Lmao yesterday the brighton fans were singing SEAGULLS SEAGULLS SEAGULLS In the TUNE RIO RIO RIO, whenever they got a set piece. We started chanting SEAWEED SEAWEED SEAWEED it was class BTW i know we cant talk but hey Also there keeper made the worse mistake that i have ever seen except for paul robinsons kick and the whole ground chanted dodgy keeper as he left the pitch. He was basically in tears

Lmao, Bournemouth fans chanting about seaweed...ohhh the irony! Yeah, I remember they always chanted that down at Loftus Road, annoying to an extent...bit like Palace's chants of 'EAGLES, EAGLES, EAGLES'. I'll have to look out for that GK error

[brapbrap]

Erm we sung one about gerrards baby againest sum1..and that was funny..
it was about Alex Curran sleeping around and how lexi isnt his.

I'll post some more soon.

Ovi. you sung it to the Liverpool fans that is unless your fans are complete morons.

[brapbrap]

Everton V Liverpool

Who's watching Michael Shields? Who is watching Michael Sheilds?
LMAO!

F*** off you idiot.... think of him as a scouser not a liverpool fan.



Edit:

The brighton fans called orient "Dirty northen B*****ds"

Okay then.......

so we replied to them

"STAND UP IF YOU CANT SIT DOWN"

And

"YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE RIMMING"


Class day.

[piddle2k6]

Lmao we also sang against many people ages ago when the football league was sponsored by nationwide

Oh when the saints,
Go nationwide
Oh when the saints go nationwide
I wont be very suprised
Oh when the saints go nationwide

I also like

Were from bournemouth
Sunny sunny bournemouth
If ya cant hear us
We'll sing a little louder

And also

To the tune of Land of hope and glory

We hate brighton hove albion
We hate reading too
They're SHED
We hate pompey and the scummers

But bournemouth we love you all together now

[Jamie!]

Not that good but...

"You can go and stuff your tower up yer arse..You can go and stuff your tower up yer arse..You can go and stuff yer tower..Go and stuff yer tower..You can go and stuff yer tower up yer arse" (Blackpool away)

"You're not famous..you're not famous..you're not famous anymore" (Forest away & Millwall home)

"He's lies from the left..and he's lies from the riiiiiight..that twat Paul Simpson..is one big nosed shitee"

"Build a bonfire..Build a bonfire..Put the Burnley on the top..Put the Preston in the middle and burn the fcking lot"

"Gay pride..It's just like watching gay pride...It's just like watching gay pride" (Brighton home)

"You're french..and you know you are..you're french..and you know you are" (Gillingham away)

"The wheels on your house go round, round, round..round, round, round" (Gillingham away)

"Sheep..sheep..sheep ****gers" (Swansea away)

We have like a 12versed song aswell for Chris Billy but can't be arsed to write it all down lol

[Jamie!]

" Thiery Henry, Thiery Henry, your not as good as Chris Billy...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Zidane, Zidane, you best retire, cause Chris Billy is the new messiah...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

I told my mate, the other day, I think i've found, the new pele, me mate said who, who is he, I said his name was Chris Billy...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Georgie Best is laid 2 rest, Chris Billy heres your biggest test, live a life of peeve and girls, now u can **** the new miss world...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Stevie Gerrard can stay at Anfield, cause Chris Billy is the king of midfield...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Frank Lampard, stay at Chelsea, cause we have got the Chris Billy...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Oh Alan Shearer, you think you're god, well thank the lord, we've got Tripod...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Chris Billy, is full of joy, cause he is better than Nistlerooy...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Jermaine Defoe, is full of class, but Chris Billy you will never surpass...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

Oh Kieron Dyer, is a flier, but Billy's our man, and he's on fire...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

He is class, the world will see, when Chris Billy goes to Germany...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na!

The Paddock whingers, have got it wrong, cause Chris Billy is the star of our song...

Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! Blues! Na na na na! "


Some of the verses are old now cause it was sung loads last season so yeah...

[piddle2k6]

Sounds okay. one problem ... dont u get the versus mixed up? LOL i forget some of even the most simple chants lol

[Scriptermone]

Yeah, i'm from brighton, and saying that our whole city is gay is slightly stereotypical... so I find that slightly offensive, our team isn't the best, but theres no need to always pick about brighton being gay, as some people have posted before...