smashing my head open.
toothache.
falling about 6ft into a brook headfirst on my bike.
&getting kicked in the ********.

smashing my head open.
toothache.
falling about 6ft into a brook headfirst on my bike.
&getting kicked in the ********.
not sure tbh.
oh go and tell the king that the sky is falling in
when its not
getting my willy stuck in the zipper
when i trapped my thumb in the front door and it went black and the nail fell off.
or when i was playing dizzy dinosaurs and slipped and slit my eyelid open on a wooden cabinet.
what ******* kills is that if someone kicks a football at your leg when its a cold frosty morning.
IT KILLS.
Stomach Ulcer Painor when I was draining potatos and i spilt the whole pan of boiling water and cooked potatos over me
Thought of 2 more Bitten halfway through my hand by a dog
and falling down the stairs trying to put a sock on
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Last edited by :Liam; 19-03-2007 at 09:21 PM.
cracking my head open playing wrestling when i was younger.
racing on my bmx and braking my nose - blood and snot everywhere.![]()
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