If you was to hit on someone what...

[Dubble]

Would your good line be?

"Let me stick my poems in you"



Lol post yours.

[Ekalb]

I guess a good one would be
"How much for an hour?"
It only works on a few people though.

[-Dispute]

" I lost my number, can I borrow yours "

I don't use it, just makes me laugh

[Mr.Sam]

"Very nice, How much?!?"
"You want sexy time?"

[Dubble]

I guess a good one would be
"How much for an hour?"
It only works on a few people though.

LMAO Good one.

" I lost my number, can I borrow yours "

I don't use it, just makes me laugh

Lol im going to use that one.

"Very nice, How much?!?"
"You want sexy time?"

Make a sexy time with my mother in law!

[Mentor]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
-works every time :p


On a serious note, who actually uses pickup lines?

[Nubcaek]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
-works every time :p


On a serious note, who actually uses pickup lines?

Not me.. ^^

[Jamie!]

Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

Excuse me, do you have the time? I'm going to **** you so hard, you little minx! Sorry I have Tourette's, hold me.

If I'm a pain in your ****, we can just add more lube.

Pick a number between one and ten. Wrong! You Lose. Take all your clothes off.

Fancy making a ****o? We don't have to video it.

I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight you will.

Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I'm a doctor and i'm here to offer a free mammogram

Is that a tic-tac in your undies or are you just pleased to see me?

So, which one of Girls aloud are you?

Boy: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...

Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.

Boy: **** ... It must be an hour fast!

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive as smart car

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? No? (Pull out yor pockets inside out) Would you like to?

Boy: Excuse me, want to dance?

Girl: No.

Boy: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

I'm a mathematician baby! Do you fancy going to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Guy: Can i smell your fanny?

Girl: (throws drink over him)

Guy: Oh well it must be your feet then...

Excuse me, you've got something on your top. My eyes!

Guy: Goes up to an ugly girl with a gorgeous mate and ask her ' do you want to dance?'.

Girl: Chuffed and over-enthusiastically she shouts ' yes! '

Guy: Quickly interjects ' Good, **** off and dance...I want to be alone with your friend. '

Have you ever been kissed on the navel? How about from the inside?

Reckon I could snatch a kiss tonight? Or even better, vice-versa?

Fancy going two's on a baby?

Guy: " I used to play this game in the army, it was called 'WAR', do you want to play?"

Girl: " How do you play it? "

Guy: Grabs and jiggles girl's breasts and shouts ' WWHAAAARRRRR!'

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you want to see something swell?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

All those curves, and me with no brakes!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

My, oh my, what have you been eating?

[Dubble]

Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

Excuse me, do you have the time? I'm going to **** you so hard, you little minx! Sorry I have Tourette's, hold me.

If I'm a pain in your ****, we can just add more lube.

Pick a number between one and ten. Wrong! You Lose. Take all your clothes off.

Fancy making a ****o? We don't have to video it.

I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight you will.

Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I'm a doctor and i'm here to offer a free mammogram

Is that a tic-tac in your undies or are you just pleased to see me?

So, which one of Girls aloud are you?

Boy: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...

Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.

Boy: **** ... It must be an hour fast!

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive as smart car

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? No? (Pull out yor pockets inside out) Would you like to?

Boy: Excuse me, want to dance?

Girl: No.

Boy: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

I'm a mathematician baby! Do you fancy going to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Guy: Can i smell your fanny?

Girl: (throws drink over him)

Guy: Oh well it must be your feet then...

Excuse me, you've got something on your top. My eyes!

Guy: Goes up to an ugly girl with a gorgeous mate and ask her ' do you want to dance?'.

Girl: Chuffed and over-enthusiastically she shouts ' yes! '

Guy: Quickly interjects ' Good, **** off and dance...I want to be alone with your friend. '

Have you ever been kissed on the navel? How about from the inside?

Reckon I could snatch a kiss tonight? Or even better, vice-versa?

Fancy going two's on a baby?

Guy: " I used to play this game in the army, it was called 'WAR', do you want to play?"

Girl: " How do you play it? "

Guy: Grabs and jiggles girl's breasts and shouts ' WWHAAAARRRRR!'

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you want to see something swell?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

All those curves, and me with no brakes!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

My, oh my, what have you been eating?

OMG, lmao and btw its like a joke thread for people to laugh at the pick up lines.

[Jackk]

Heres 50p, phone your mum tell her your not ******* home.