If you was to hit on someone what...

[Slash]

I've got the dictionary written on my penis, why don't you come home with me and I'll put some words in your mouth.

My right leg is christmas, my left leg is new years, come visit me between the holidays.

[Dubble]

LMAO i like the top one! + Rep.

[Shawnstra]

LMAO

"*hits girl literally* Wanna hit me back? How about coming by my house and play?"

[Dubble]

funny thread no?

[FlyingJesus]

"I think you're a very attractive young lady, maybe I could buy you a drink, have some sex, see where it goes from there?"

[OMGitsaROSS]

omgz rip from Blades of Glory.

i will follow that trend

"are you an official here cause you've offically given me a boner"

[Carlos]

lol @ above posts

[OMGitsaROSS]

or,

Boy: Hmm, I would..
Girl: Would what? (or simliar)
Boy: Tap that. *points to her*

[Mitch4?]

You turn my floppy disk into a harddrive

[Aces]

I've got the dictionary written on my penis, why don't you come home with me and I'll put some words in your mouth.

My right leg is christmas, my left leg is new years, come visit me between the holidays.

Seen that at lol.com made me laugh.