If you was to hit on someone what...

[Markage]

I hit them with a little poetry.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are true beauty,
So lets have sex.

[paws]

I hit them with a little poetry.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are true beauty,
So lets have sex.

After reading it about 4 times, it ryhmed!

[Hippacrocabear]

Someone actually used "Daamn look at your curves. And me with no brakes" on me before... it worked.
It helped that he was hot and joking (i think)

I lost my teddy, can i sleep with you tonight?

[DJ-Vimto]

if you are aiming to "hit on someone" at a nightclub or bar..

say hi, hello or w.e

offer to buy them a drink

start a conversation

make sure you look at her face...not further south

have a bit of a dance or w.e [if its in an appropriate place]

bingo... you've pulled


most girls HATE cheesy chat-up lines, so its a waste of time trying to use one


you can easilly adapt it to other situations

[FlyingJesus]

I hit them

Oh cool.

[paws]

My penis is a meteor it's gonna crash down in your pit.

[:Liam]

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

lol at theese


1000 th post

[Cool--]

Cant think of any lol, Every1's Are funny.

[benjamin]

i have never actually used a pick up line lol

[Virgin Mary]

Hello, would you like to participate in sexual intercourse with the following persons: Me?