Why gay marriage is wrong...(stolen from MicahFennec)

[FishyCrackers]

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

I'm not American I just found it intresting.

[Mentor]

I remeber that, i read it way back when on some other forum, its strill an exerlent illistration of a number of the contradictions in american society Nice find.

[GommeInc]

I was getting ready for a load of rubbish, but I was wrong Good find, hilarious to read.

[.:Normal...]

Lol that is quite funny, states it's point. YAY GAY PEOPLE

(I'm not gay.)

[Mitch4?]

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

I'm not American I just found it intresting.

I think thats the worse one because if he's american and doesn't support gay cause of god and what not. He would believe in adam and eve, and if they only rasied straight kids, where did the gay come from?. Confused. but yeah, where this come from anyway

[Azul]

I don't know if you're an idiot, but this post isn't supposed to be taken seriously.

[GommeInc]

I think thats the worse one because if he's american and doesn't support gay cause of god and what not. He would believe in adam and eve, and if they only rasied straight kids, where did the gay come from?. Confused. but yeah, where this come from anyway

As a side note to the Adam and Eve story, any idiot who follows that theory believes in incest

[RedStratocas]

I actually liked this a lot. Im going to make an annoying myspace bulletin about it even. +rep

[hadouken!]

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

LOL. So where do the gays come from?

[Kingzy]

Just like others, expected to see utter crap, not exactly that

Umm, Eyeglasses aren't accepted? :S I wear them =[

Good Job.