Internet humor

[Putal]

They're quite funny, haha

[Nightrose]

+ rep
made me laugh
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[Vause]

I LOLD AT THATTT.

[:Hazel]

couple of funny bits but nothing that made me ROFL to be honest.

[Camci]

Not everyones cup of tea, but some people enjoyed it, ^^ so what ever floats ya boat

[Liam!]

i didn't find them funny..

[Sunny.]

Same ^^, didnt find them really funnyy! some are ok.

[Mentor]

Ok i get the humor, but when talking to a real internet addict, most are just wrong.
[QUOTE=Camci;3577651]

1.You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
2.Your bookmarks take 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
4.You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
5.Your night dreams are in HTML.
6.You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
7.You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
8.You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
9.Your dog has its own home page.
10.You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Lycos.

1. Just because your a computer addict doesn't mean your girlfriend is?
2. Anyone who uses the internet enough to be called an addict would be able to use folders.
3. i dont have glasses
4. ok that ones true.. although alternate go to something mundain on wikipedia and you'll find many interesting things you never heard of when your not even looking for em.
5. xhtml, with a rss feed
6. An internet addict would have a router (possibly with built in modem) so the modem never shuts off.. EVER
7. That, that just doesn't make any sense, how the hell is going to the loo downloading. Uploading maybe, since people upload tones of crap anyway. But still the analogys bad. Emptying your cache is somthing i have heard it referd to as though...
8. who has an intercom? Just configure your email app to forward it to a wireless device of some description.. or even text you it if your desperate. o.0 Plus email aint even that great, IMs are the primary means of conversation on the net.
9. Thats more for sad old people who are scarily attached to there pets.
10. If your talking about the home page, there really aint that many links. If you mean the search engine, you may as well go fly on a pigs back...

1.No one but their creator understands their logic.

Computer logics simple, its the programmers logic which causes the problems.

1. They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- okay, Windows does that.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- okay, Windows does that, too.
4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.
5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yes, that's with Windows, too.

wth?

1) windows replicates? if it did a software pirates would have an easy job.
2) Windows is the System?
3) Virus dont from time to time trash are hdd, there even programmed to do it or there not. Plus ive yet to see vista do that?
4) Windows is the program? ive yet to see vista bundled with a copy of office..
5) if its to slow to run vista then it really IS to slow to run vista. What that says makes no sense at all.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

Most your stuff about virus's sounds alot more like its about worms? Have you even got the right bit of malware in mind for the comparison?
Plus for what it does, the code is fast compact and efficent? (its codes shorter than that of the osx)
SO yea, vista aint a virus.

[Jamesy]

jesus christ get a sense of humour... and learn to spell FATAL for gods sake...

[hadouken!]

That isnt that good.