Girls get stressed over nothing?

[mike475]

STUPID FORUM KILLED MY POST WHICH TOOK ME 40 MINUTES TO WRITE, so now im only typing the really important bits..

basically she calls me fat, i call her fat, and more insults etc [theres more to this, and your see the funny side, but i cbb to type it out again] and a horror thing was on tv sayin this guy talked to the dead, room shook, heard voices, i said oh its saying lose some weight, and now apparently gf's mum is ****** at me for sayin that, even though it wasnt at her and she knows im joking cuz me and my gf do it all the time infront of her... [not liteally]

but basically i got the old texts "we need to talk..what about..us..what about us..stuff..like...not in text, in person"

... = new person speaking

and i think im getting dumped tomorow? anyway. and why do girls get stressed over everything, like she would call me fat botox fish lips [i got big lips apparently] this was in school, and i just said shut up cuz she just went on and on past the line, and shes like stressed were over, and im like n00b then at the end of the day she goes only jokin and im you n00b

and she says her mum wants to speak to me tomorow so i need ideas on what to say

so i needs advice & help..
thanks

[Leeroy]

i cant make sence of it all but i think i get ya
dont call her fat back for a start

[mike475]

dont call her fat back for a start

yeah i know, but why can they say it to us and not expect a comment of the same thing back?

[sarey]

'cause girls are more sensative and take it really seriously.

[mike475]

'cause girls are more sensative and take it really seriously.

Yeah thats what my mate said, i'll guess i'll just have to accept that.

But now im crapping it going to her house tomorow and getting a talking from her mum for apparently calling her fat, but i didnt though.

I need help/ideas fast...
Thankyooooooou

[VPSwow]

Dnt go, tell your GF you wanna tlk privatly.

[mike475]

Dnt go, tell your GF you wanna tlk privatly.

And say what??

Im ment to be going up a hill in the middle of no where with them and there dogs...

Im gonna have a run-in with the axe murderer up there I think.. :rolleyes:

[mike475]

I think this is the crisis over moment!

I just texted my girlfriend saying.. [Its in txt talk because it went over the limit]

"Hey,when u get da we need 2 talk txt & ders no kiss @ da end, da 1 who got it normally gets dumped the nxt day, im afraid 2 ask, but am i? :-( Love you loads x x"

2 minutes later the reply said

"Yea im really soz na im only jkn i luv u 2 much lol ur jst gunna get slapped legs ma mum sed lmao luv ya x x x 3 kissed 4 ya x n another 1 lmao"

HURRAY FOR BEATINGS!
Now I know what im getting, and I still got my girl, i'll get threw tomorow like a fat kid gets threw chocolate.

[Bun]

I think this is the crisis over moment!

I just texted my girlfriend saying.. [Its in txt talk because it went over the limit]

"Hey,when u get da we need 2 talk txt & ders no kiss @ da end, da 1 who got it normally gets dumped the nxt day, im afraid 2 ask, but am i? :-( Love you loads x x"

2 minutes later the reply said

"Yea im really soz na im only jkn i luv u 2 much lol ur jst gunna get slapped legs ma mum sed lmao luv ya x x x 3 kissed 4 ya x n another 1 lmao"

HURRAY FOR BEATINGS!
Now I know what im getting, and I still got my girl, i'll get threw tomorow like a fat kid gets threw chocolate.

Glad to hear it! .

And yeah for future reference, try to not insult girls .

[mike475]

Yeah, I must not.
Ah im soo chuffed guys!