Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Billy. he watched television 24/7. He loved to watch soap operas. he didnt like school because ther were no televisions there. he found a crumb on the couch one day while watching television. his mum was gothic and his dad was a chav. He saw them earlier on TV having a snog with a one armed tickle-me-elmo. He then went to the fridge and opened up a bottle of beer with his bottle-opener. As he stumped back onto the sofa he noticed the tv had lost colour so he proposed to the TV and it's colour grew. Later that day they got married and had lots of little human/tv hybrids.
Word: Sphincter












