Little Guide To Chavs

[-=rooty987=-]

-Had to repost this, it makes me laugh- (Originally by me)

Little Guide to Chavs!

Hey,
We all know what ‘Chavs’ or ‘Neds’ are. Well, I’m going to talk about them and the things they do and say, in a ‘Little Guide to Chavs!’

Chav Talk

Chavs are fond of swear words, and use them to punctuate sentences and make the sentences sound more interesting.
Examples of Chav talk :
‘Is something the matter?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you lookin at?’
‘Pardon?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you sayin?’
‘Have you got a problem with me?’ translates into ‘Comon den, I’ll #!?$in batter you!’

Chavs also have favourite sayings, here are some:

‘Blazin’ – Very good
‘Check it’ – Look at this
‘Chuffed’ – Pleased
‘Coffin dodger’ – Old person
‘Cushty’ – Cool
‘Diss’ – To disrespect
‘Dob in’ – To tell of someone
‘Floor it’ – Drive very fast
‘Givin` it large’ – Overdoing it
‘Innit’ – Isn’t it
‘**** jockey’ – Homosexual
‘*****r’ – Very ugly person
‘Pregger’ – Pregnant person

Chav spotting

It’s quite easy to spot a Chav, as it is with any ‘labelled’ person. Normally Chavs walk around in big groups, and wear hoodies with caps on. They also normally wear all matching tracksuits. Many makes of clothing are now recognised with chavs.
Including :

* Burberry
* Nike
* Adidas
* New York Yankees
* Nickleson
* Reebok
* Louis Vuitton
* Von Dutch

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Girls

Girl Chavs, also known as Chavettes, are easy to identify. They normally put lots of makeup on and wear short skirts, and short tops, or anything that reveals a lot.
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Guys


Male Chavs, are easy to identify also. They wear lots of sports gear, or matching tracksuits. Including lots of accessories such as, chains, hats, rings or anything that is ‘bling’.
Chav Icons

- Eminem
- Jordan
- The Beckhams
- Paris Hilton

Chav names

For girls –

* Beckie
* Bianca
* Britney
* Casey
* Cassandra
* Caz
* Charmaine
* Chelsea
* Danielle
* Diamonique
* Donna
* Jade
* Jemma
* Jordie
* Syria
* Katie
* Kylie
* Leah
* Michelle
* Missy
* Monique
* Monneye
* Nat
* Nikkie
* Shell
* Sam
* Sharon
* Shaz
* Shirley
* Stacie
* Tammy
* Tracie
* Trish
* Veronique
* Vicky
* Coleen


For guys –

* Aaron
* Brandon
* Brooklyn
* Corey
* Darren
* Garry
* Jason
* Kev
* Lance
* Larry
* Lee
* Liam
* Nathan
* Rickie
* Shane
* Will

[Ed.]

Nice guide to Chavs there.

However you missed out "BRAP" which is when a good tune comes on.. ANd tune = music

+REP+

Should be stickied!!!

[cocaine]

add done in = caught

[Fez]

* Nathan

lol my name is Nathan

[FlyingJesus]

What are you on about, you didn't write this. It's an actual book, please don't rip and claim it as your own work, even if you did add 1 or 2 (probably wrong) bits.

[Fez]

He's right..

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Book-.../dp/1905102011

[Emzii.]

Thank god my name isn't in that chav list

[GoldenMerc]

You forgot Sound

[velvet]

i don't see how jade is a chavvy name ;s

[Technologic]

Lol. chavs here are known 'Scallies' or Scally' as the singular.