ur fake excuses to stay home/get out of class

[Alkaz]

Laying on the sofa with my quilt, and all cuddled up and speaking all low

[benjamin]

say u got the *****
they cant rly say u gotta go hahaha

[.L!nK.]

I just used to walk out..

[360]

or
The previous night just stay up for as long as you can, not blinking much

Then when you wake up walk all finched (is that a word? o.o You get what I mean hopefully) and your eyes will be red and bloodshot

[Zuar]

just spin rounds loads and loads, then when you get in class say "I'm gonna be sick!" and run out and don't come back for awhile..
works all the time..

[dannyisnotamazing]

just spin rounds loads and loads, then when you get in class say "I'm gonna be sick!" and run out and don't come back for awhile..
works all the time..

im sure your teacher doesnt see you stood up spinning around
gotta try that one 2morro

[The Hoosiers]

I pooed my pants ;o.

[Moh]

If your at school, ask if you can get some fresh air, then go get some water then say you still feel crap and just say your stomach hurts :p

[Cwmbran]

"Was my 18th last night and I got absaloutly wrecked, I can't concentrate so im gonna go home, toodles"

I used that one in college after my 18th worked a treat.

[Anarchy]

Just dont go?