might be interesting to a few people.
"Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists do actually call her "Eve". And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed "Adam". It's also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve . . . so the world before him was one of heavy- to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes."
"What is the connection between the Archbishop of Canterbury's left ear and Adam's bellybutton"
they're both purely decorative. Adam, of course, cannot have had a navel, because he was created--he wasn't born--so there wouldn't have been an umbilical cord. The archbishop didn't have hearing in the left ear so it is purely decorative.





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